Bruiser

When summoning the object of your affection into a triangle it is important to wear underpants with an elastic wasteband, wearing any other sort of underpants could cause major issues.

When summoning the object of your affection into a triangle it is important to wear a necktie made out of scotch tape, wearing any other sort of necktie could cause major issues.

When summoning the object of your affection into a triangle it is important to wield a wand made of lincoln logs, wielding any other sort of wand could cause major issues.

When summoning the object of your affection into a triangle it is important to hold sickness in your heart, holding other sensation in your heart could cause major issues.

when you hurt this bad, death is just a deflection...