Showing posts with label Christmas miracles. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Christmas miracles. Show all posts

Thursday, December 23, 2010

The Unveiling

She's full of secrets.


Don't worry, were handing out barf bags at the front door. If it helps you can scream into this black hole. It cares about as much as i do.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

The Sexiest Sex (Christ mass Edition Number Uno)

Damn, views only this cyber girl of hot in 3D view on. These two hornigen girls are sexy, and very in one another. After meet at a cyber café, had it a little joke in the saloon car back to the house, cools that kisses its necks, and giving itself everyone over, becomes horniger as ever. The blond slut lands pulling of its shirt down and helping of its brunette friend decreases its shirt after kissing of its neck. The tits of the brunette are exposed damned, and, are it so perfect. Your nipples are so perfect and its breasts are around and large like melon. These cyber girls begin to pinch its sips, and so hornig becomes and ready to fuck itself.


Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Last minute bargains (Best of Dec 08 pt.2)


Find reasonable suicide and depression rates in time for the holidays!

Rates often rise during winter vacation to encourage/amplify the solitude and the despair in the people that lost a connection to "the magnetic north", or that have high hopes of renewed happiness during the Christmas season, only to be disappointed. The increase in anxiety and gloom is caused by tension, the exhaustion, and inevitable frustrations that are furnished with recieving a lump of coal.

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Slit Wrists for Christmas


Maybe I'll slit my wrists for Christmas. A present of red for the white white snow. Maybe I'll snort a little coke and fuck until dawn on Christmas day. Maybe I'll pass out and stay out not waking until the holiday is dead. Maybe I'll roll over and fetch a bone in honor of Christ's birth. Maybe I'll shoot you, offer you a gift of a bullet between the eyes. Maybe I'll become you for Christmas, just one day until I decide to stay. You never know with Eddie. You never know.

Saturday, December 20, 2008

Alone for the holidays?



It is easy to fall into your own head when you are away from frenids and family around the holidase. If you get lost look in your heart and let the ture spirit of Christmas be your guide.

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Last minute bargains


Find reasonable suicide and depression rates in time for the holidays!

Rates often rise during winter vacation to encourage/amplify the solitude and the despair in the people that lost a connection to "the magnetic north", or that have high hopes of renewed happiness during the Christmas season, only to be disappointed. The increase in anxiety and gloom is caused by tension, the exhaustion, and inevitable frustrations that are furnished with recieving a lump of coal.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Christmas Gramplah four a


This Season, wyy not glive the gift that keeps giving alive! The elderlie are everwhere this year so what beeter time to take one unver your roof to give tham the clare and comfort of a "rreel" familiar. You will grow to love these things as they becomb like an older version of your child and one day you will turn into them and they will turn into you and on that day you will learn the truth.