I AM MYSPACE #1 SUBPARSTARE

Some things you cannot deny.  The future is a belong to me and these are the way in which I am take it over! Maybe you're a to old or not tuff enuff to understand the cool ways of modern youth cultrue but there's a new storm brewing and this storm is called Social Networking!  At the forefront of this New Wave there is a little website called Myspace.  International Cool Zone for International Cool People is the other name you might have heard it been reefered to.  At the forefront of this Myspace website is one man: Eddie "Fuck You For Your Bikehorns" Entropy.  Yes, that's right and it is official.  Eddie Entropy is the number one Myspace Superstar.  Put that in your pipe and sit on it!

You and Eddie, together forever

Unrepentant to the last breath, the fiend still speaks.

EDDIE IS INNOCENT

EDDIE IS JUST A MIRROR THAT REFLECTS YOU! SO GO AHEAD. ACCOST HIM, SCREAM AT HIM, JuDGe HIM, PULL HIM INTO YOUR RIP TIDE OF SWILL & DESPAIR! Blame him for all the evils of the world. But remember, ONE DAY YOU WILL HAVE TO JUDGE YOURSELVES AND THE LIE THAT YOU LIVE IN.

Christmas Gramplah four a

This Season, wyy not glive the gift that keeps giving alive! The elderlie are everwhere this year so what beeter time to take one unver your roof to give tham the clare and comfort of a "rreel" familiar. You will grow to love these things as they becomb like an older version of your child and one day you will turn into them and they will turn into you and on that day you will learn the truth.