Showing posts with label ask eddie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ask eddie. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Men are STDs, Women and Babies are Crabs (Sex Ed pt. 5)


Sexual Differences Between Male and Female:
MALEFEMALE
"Erotic Bill""Romantic Susie"
Inclination for Sexual IntercourseNot So Inclined to Want Intercourse
Easily ArousedNot So Easily Aroused
Visual - "Turned On" Easily by SightAuditory - "Turned On" More By What She Hears
Focuses More on Genital ActivityFocuses More on Feelings
More OftenLess Frequently
May Tend to Use "Love" to Get SexMay Tend to Use "Sex" To Get Love



Pubic lice are usually spread through sexual contact. Rarely, infestation can be spread through contact with an infested person's bed linens, towels, or clothes. A common misbelief is that infestation can be spread by sitting on a toilet seat. This isn't likely, since lice cannot live long away from a warm human body. Also, lice do not have feet designed to walk or hold onto smooth surfaces such as toilet seats.

Friday, September 11, 2009

Ask Eddie (part tow) (best of Feb. 09 pt. 2)


AnalSurprise wrote:

My grandmother is sick, and currently in the hospital. She's comatose and her chances of walking out of there are slim to none.

When would be the best time for me to summon Satan and offer to trade him my wife for my grandmother's life, and what would be the proper attire for such an occasion?

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Ask Eddie (part tow the answer)

IT"S ALWAYS AG OOD TIME TO HWORSHIP SATEN!  DON"T MATTER WHAT YOUR WHEWEWINF JUST BE YOURSELF WHERN YOU SWLL YOUR SOUL.  PLWASE LET GRANDMA DIE THOUGH _ SOMETIM ES YOU"BE GOT TO LET HER GALL APART IN HELL!!  THANSK 

Ask Eddie (part tow)


AnalSurprise wrote:

My grandmother is sick, and currently in the hospital. She's comatose and her chances of walking out of there are slim to none.

When would be the best time for me to summon Satan and offer to trade him my wife for my grandmother's life, and what would be the proper attire for such an occasion?