500 Posts and One Year Strong! Your Eddie is Dying For You! (Best of Sept. 2009 pt. 2)

There are people who have doubt. Doubt is the sort of thought that involves no intelligence. Here at http://www.edentropy.blogspot.com/ we value the intelligence of our readers! We value the insight of their tiny brains and we value the love that pools up stagnent in their hearts! So here it is, to every friendly face out there: POST #500!500 is the number of World Peace.

500 is the number of Prison.

500 is the number of Lasses that Eddie has had love with.

500 is the number of eyes that sit in 275 faces.

500 is the number of Blog Posts that YOUR EDDIE has bestowed upon you!



Just like the video, Eddie wears 500 faces. Is he the face of a past misdeed? Is he the face of your infant child? Is he the face of your lover? Eddie is a piece of shit. Eddie is filth. Eddie gets inside of you whenever your wiping your shoes of him. Eddie is a fist in the face. The smiling handshake of nature. Eddie is without nurture. Eddie is evil. Eddie is harmful. It is wise to stop involving yourself with Eddie as he eats away at you every second you spend on him. Love your Eddie as you would love the Lord God himself and graces and gifts shall be yours.


Eddie walked into town with five hundred adversaries. He chanted a five hundred syllable mantra and the stars fell from the sky and ate the living souls of his foes. A beautiful woman placed her hands to her bosom and milk poured forth into Our Eddie's mouth. "This woman was my mother in a previous life." Eddie declared. The Emperor of Shakopee came to Eddie and asked for the healing of his dying daughter. Eddie opened the girl's eyes and spoke to the soul of her dead friend Britney. Britney brought the Emperor's daughter back to life but the daughter declared "It is so much work to change the fates of this world, I can only be here for three days and then I must die." The Emperor was greatly impressed by Eddie and now put much acclaim on http://www.edentropy.blogspot.com/ There was celebration and Eddie was heralded across Minnesota, all the way from New Ulm to Monticello. Then it came to pass, on the day of Eddie's 500th birthday, it was time for Our Eddie to leave his mortal shell. He walked to the shores of Lake Calhoun and sat down on a park bench. 500 butterflies, 500 gophers and 500 dragons all descended on Eddie and took his mortal remains up to heaven. The skeleton that was left behind remains in R.T. Rybek's personal collection and is used every hundred years or so to aide in communication with the departed.



YOURS IS THE EDDIE OF LIFE!

YOURS IS THE EDDIE OF DEATH!

YOURS IS THE DEATH RATTLE SHAKE AND BOOM!
YOURS IS THE EDDIE EVER AFTER!
YOURS IS THE EDDIE HERE AND NOW!
YOURS IS THE NEVER NO WAY NO HOW!



Hear now these words and be silent into your own heart! Feel the passion and joy for today is not only the 500th post of the most magnificient blog it also is the heralding of http://www.edentropy.blogspot.com/ 's One Year Anniversary Party!



Yes, September 2008 brought to this earth the humble blog that has gone on to become a world-wide sensation! Over the month of September we will re-post some of Eddie's finest posts from the past year and offer additional commentary in the comments section!



Now is a good time to be alive!

Now is a good time to be a fan of http://www.edentropy.blogspot.com/ !

Now is a good time to be!

KLINGON KEYBROAD

Use this keybroad when firing phaswer at William Kork and tha storeship Emmerprizzle mah Klingon homiesss!!  LOL!  SHIT DAMN!!

YEs We Have No Bloggings. We Have No Bloggings Today. (pt. 6)

500 Posts and One Year Strong! Your Eddie is Dying For You!

There are people who have doubt. Doubt is the sort of thought that involves no intelligence. Here at http://www.edentropy.blogspot.com/ we value the intelligence of our readers! We value the insight of their tiny brains and we value the love that pools up stagnent in their hearts! So here it is, to every friendly face out there: POST #500!500 is the number of World Peace.

500 is the number of Prison.

500 is the number of Lasses that Eddie has had love with.

500 is the number of eyes that sit in 275 faces.

500 is the number of Blog Posts that YOUR EDDIE has bestowed upon you!



Just like the video, Eddie wears 500 faces. Is he the face of a past misdeed? Is he the face of your infant child? Is he the face of your lover? Eddie is a piece of shit. Eddie is filth. Eddie gets inside of you whenever your wiping your shoes of him. Eddie is a fist in the face. The smiling handshake of nature. Eddie is without nurture. Eddie is evil. Eddie is harmful. It is wise to stop involving yourself with Eddie as he eats away at you every second you spend on him. Love your Eddie as you would love the Lord God himself and graces and gifts shall be yours.


Eddie walked into town with five hundred adversaries. He chanted a five hundred syllable mantra and the stars fell from the sky and ate the living souls of his foes. A beautiful woman placed her hands to her bosom and milk poured forth into Our Eddie's mouth. "This woman was my mother in a previous life." Eddie declared. The Emperor of Shakopee came to Eddie and asked for the healing of his dying daughter. Eddie opened the girl's eyes and spoke to the soul of her dead friend Britney. Britney brought the Emperor's daughter back to life but the daughter declared "It is so much work to change the fates of this world, I can only be here for three days and then I must die." The Emperor was greatly impressed by Eddie and now put much acclaim on http://www.edentropy.blogspot.com/ There was celebration and Eddie was heralded across Minnesota, all the way from New Ulm to Monticello. Then it came to pass, on the day of Eddie's 500th birthday, it was time for Our Eddie to leave his mortal shell. He walked to the shores of Lake Calhoun and sat down on a park bench. 500 butterflies, 500 gophers and 500 dragons all descended on Eddie and took his mortal remains up to heaven. The skeleton that was left behind remains in R.T. Rybek's personal collection and is used every hundred years or so to aide in communication with the departed.



YOURS IS THE EDDIE OF LIFE!

YOURS IS THE EDDIE OF DEATH!

YOURS IS THE DEATH RATTLE SHAKE AND BOOM!
YOURS IS THE EDDIE EVER AFTER!
YOURS IS THE EDDIE HERE AND NOW!
YOURS IS THE NEVER NO WAY NO HOW!



Hear now these words and be silent into your own heart! Feel the passion and joy for today is not only the 500th post of the most magnificient blog it also is the heralding of http://www.edentropy.blogspot.com/ 's One Year Anniversary Party!



Yes, September 2008 brought to this earth the humble blog that has gone on to become a world-wide sensation! Over the month of September we will re-post some of Eddie's finest posts from the past year and offer additional commentary in the comments section!



Now is a good time to be alive!

Now is a good time to be a fan of http://www.edentropy.blogspot.com/ !

Now is a good time to be!

These Blogs Don't Write Themselves

I tried a little experiment and left this screen open for a day.  I hoped that this blog might write itself.  Unfortunately it won't.  This is hard work!

love is here

LLCoolE

Mine are the ways of Loving and the grills just get down for the joy loving that I bring every day and the night!  Yours can never be mine and yours can never have what mine has with no problem.  You are inside the one thing that cannot rise to the occasion!

Ladies Love Cool Entropy

Son The Stanton

They all take souls and live in "Hell like dimensions" just like Mephisto..... (Kurios's own son is refered to as The Son of Satan: Daimon Hellstrom... or Hellstorm for short.... how is mephisto more Satan than Marduk Kruios?)

You know the one who said 666 was his number and wanted to annex hell on earth. You know the one who hates God whom cast him from Heaven into Hell..... Last seen swearing at the heavens from hell when Zadkiel won the war in heaven..... something no one on the above list has ever even attempted... including Mephisto....

For all practical purposes Mephisto isnt even the closest "hell lord" to the christian interpretation of the devil. That falls to Lucifer....

Won't you join us?

You are invited!

Friday, March 6, 2009
7:00pm - 10:00pm
J & S Bean Factory
1518 Randolph Ave
Saint Paul, MN

Eddie Turns 300

Bow down before me my faithful subjects and sing praises of Ed as he produces blog post #300! There were those out there who doubted the glory and grace of Eddie to pull off this monemental event and those who doubted are now shown to be craven shit fuckers who deserve of faceful of fist!

FUCK YOU WHO DOUBT, EDIE WILL ALWAYS WINN!!!!

Pee Hole Burner

Undustrial Has-Been Eddie Entropy declares: "YOURE NOT ASSHARP AS YOUR USED TO BE!!!""  No one is stunned..

Gothic Legend Mr. Eddie Intropy Holds Snake Over His Head

This from the BP Wire:

GOTHIC TO THE MAX!

ITEM! Gothic Legend Eddie Entropy holds a snake over his head! In a daring move, never before attempted by a Gothic Legend, Mr. Edward Entroppy held a snake over his head while netertaining a crowd of amazed spectators.

"I"ve Neve Seen ANYTHING like it before." Saind Alexander Poopfuck, a long time fan of Gothic entertainment. "IT was a snake and it was over his heasd@" said Lily Gothicgirl, a girl who is gothic.

Please tella your frenids and familys know, Gothic Legand Eddie Entropy holds a snake over this head!