Star Trek Ladies (fant fiction pat two)

Eddie Entropy was on the deck of the USS Enterpirse looking for sexy excitements with the Star Fleet ladies of different cultrues! Down the hall he caught site of the lucious Chief Communications Officer Uhura.

"Hello, Chief Communications Officer Uhura. You look sexy today." Said Eddie, his uniform straining to contain the excitement that his space faring heart felt when gazing upon her lucious spacelady body.

"Hello Eddie, thank you for the compliment." Purred the lucious lady in a sultry voice that flet like velvet to Eddie's ears.

"Would you like to do the sexing in the captain's quarters while Capt. Kirk is down on Alabastarr VIII?" Eddie asked Chief Communications Officer Uhura, the lucious star fleet beauty. He licked his lips all the way across to show that he was serious about his sexing.

"Eddie." cooed the lucious bodied woman with the star fleet uniform that clung to her body in all the right places, including her breasts. "Eddie, your come on to me is Fasle."

"Wh-what? Fasle?" Whimpered Eddie, so sad to see his chances with the lucious speciman begin to drift away.

"You heard me, FASLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Fan Fiction (part one)

There was a time when Eddie Entropy met with the DARK LARD VADER! Eddie's normally brave heart pumped hard as he intered the chamber of the DARK LORD VADER!

"Report!" Demanded the DARK LORD VADER of Eddie Entropy. His voice a rasping, hissing horror show.

"Sir, the rebels... They... They... Lord Vader, they have escarped." Eddie choked the words out. He wondered to himself, will these be the last words I ever utter.

The DARK LORD VCADER threw his arms up in the air and uttered a fericious rasping, hissing scream that echoed through the Death Star. "EDWARD!" He boomed in his rasping, hissing voice.

"Y-yes sir." Eddie stammered in reply.

"Your report, Edward is FASLE!!!!" The hidden thunder of the DARK LORD VADER's voice broke into lightening, a raging, rasping and hissing storm of Sith anger was unleashed in his words.

"Fasle, sir?" Eddie whimpered.

"FASLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

THE LAST JEDII!!!

THE MORE POWER that thatI HVW RHW MOEW THAT I CAN TAKE COVER!!! YOUR WILL IS NOTHIGNT AND I AM HAVING THE FINALS SAY IN ALL OF THIS SHITS! FUCK YOUR IF YOUR DON"T GET MY ASWESOME!