Fan Fiction (part one)

There was a time when Eddie Entropy met with the DARK LARD VADER! Eddie's normally brave heart pumped hard as he intered the chamber of the DARK LORD VADER!

"Report!" Demanded the DARK LORD VADER of Eddie Entropy. His voice a rasping, hissing horror show.

"Sir, the rebels... They... They... Lord Vader, they have escarped." Eddie choked the words out. He wondered to himself, will these be the last words I ever utter.

The DARK LORD VCADER threw his arms up in the air and uttered a fericious rasping, hissing scream that echoed through the Death Star. "EDWARD!" He boomed in his rasping, hissing voice.

"Y-yes sir." Eddie stammered in reply.

"Your report, Edward is FASLE!!!!" The hidden thunder of the DARK LORD VADER's voice broke into lightening, a raging, rasping and hissing storm of Sith anger was unleashed in his words.

"Fasle, sir?" Eddie whimpered.

"FASLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

POST

FUCK YOU GUYS> BEFORE YOU RUINED EASTER I WASDOIGN REALLY GOOD DOING LOST OF POTS FOR THE MOTHN OF APRIL AND I"M NOT GOINGH TO LET YOUR BULLSHIT KEEP MY IMPORTNAT POST NUMBERS DOWN DOS FUCK YOU!!

Keep pushing...

push push push.

No one harms me with impunity

So step off hataz.


Or risk the crime of hatred. If you are accused of crime X and then leave during the investigation it will result in an incomprehensible pronunciation being published Thursday by the county's human relations commission. Good luck.

Anatomy of a Hit!

How does Eddie make the sort of hist that he can rock on?? THere are all sort ssof reasons and you got to pay Bruce WIllis a certain amnoutn that you have to pay abceuase the actor amust open movbie with the money you paid thaer movie and the CSI assion and I make the sort og mobies that I waont to see andg if YOUg hoire talenghed bpeople thaey made you colook good.