Showing posts with label Jesus Christ Shines his Light. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jesus Christ Shines his Light. Show all posts

Friday, September 10, 2010

The 700 Club! (Best of December 2009 pt.1)

Eddie has joined the 700 Club today with his most very awesome 700th posting to this blog~!   Jesus God almighty is one and the same with the visage of Edward Entropic and Pat Robinson now that the moment of our ascent is clear!  You are your own avatar of God and this is the ture moment!


Pat Robinstern nose the turth about his producer Eddie!!

Famous gay man spends 90 years in 
heaven! Don't 
believe me, check out this vibeo!!!

700 boners are the answer to
SEXY JESUS DISCOZZ!

MILEY is a ture believer, but her devotion to EDDIE causes her to break earlier vows. Don't worry kids, God says it's OK! =)

ONLY Eddie is answer to GOD questions and you christians understand this!Don't let the dick hit you on the way down from your nose to your belly button!This one is JUST FOR YOU Frenids! Thank you so much for my 700 posts thatwere the best ever on my blog until the next 700 posts! HaHa!

And who says that you cannot be a SEXY 
700 Club MEMBER and not still have the 
MEAT 
of a real Rock Group favorite! It's the Bee's 
Knees to feel the devastating STING of GOD!!  
Jumping JESUS this SHIT IS HAT!!!!

PRATER AND BIBLE STUDY HAS BROUGHT
ME TO THIS FEATURE FILLM GLORY OF 
ENERGETIC NON_SEXUALITYOF THELEADERSHIT OF CHRITS!! Thank you Eddie, 
for you have given your blog for us!!

Friday, December 18, 2009

The 700 Club!

Eddie has joined the 700 Club today with his most very awesome 700th posting to this blog~!   Jesus God almighty is one and the same with the visage of Edward Entropic and Pat Robinson now that the moment of our ascent is clear!  You are your own avatar of God and this is the ture moment!



Pat Robinstern nose the turth about his producer Eddie!!



Famous gay man spends 90 years in 
heaven! Don't 
believe me, check out this vibeo!!!




700 boners are the answer to
SEXY JESUS DISCOZZ!




MILEY is a ture believer, but her devotion to EDDIE causes her to break earlier vows. Don't worry kids, God says it's OK! =)




ONLY Eddie is answer to GOD questions and you christians understand this!Don't let the dick hit you on the way down from your nose to your belly button!This one is JUST FOR YOU Frenids! Thank you so much for my 700 posts thatwere the best ever on my blog until the next 700 posts! HaHa!



And who says that you cannot be a SEXY 
700 Club MEMBER and not still have the 
MEAT 
of a real Rock Group favorite! It's the Bee's 
Knees to feel the devastating STING of GOD!!  
Jumping JESUS this SHIT IS HAT!!!!




PRATER AND BIBLE STUDY HAS BROUGHT
ME TO THIS FEATURE FILLM GLORY OF 
ENERGETIC NON_SEXUALITYOF THELEADERSHIT OF CHRITS!! Thank you Eddie, 
for you have given your blog for us!!

Thursday, October 8, 2009

He hast risten

A beautiful occation has arisen everyone! The second coming starts in a bag of delicious puffed up cheese to separate the ture believers from the phonies! Show your troo colors (orange and black) and worship his!


Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Jaysus waltz on water (biible study pt. 2)


DO NOT BE AFRAID!

When he comes to you on the water extend both tentacles and take him between your mandibles. Do not fear the soft tenderness of long hair caressing your barnacles, do not  shoot ink in terror when he comes to save YOU. You relate that the present cosmos is only the last of a series, having arisen in stages from the wreck of the previous universe. In this account, you are the lone survivor of the previous, alien universe. Good luck!

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Pat the Red Seas! (bibble study pt 1)

The patting fo the red seas was a very improtant time for Mosis.  The sea was full of water when he and his tribe of robots needed to get across to escape from the forces of Skeletor.  Mosis could pray better than anyone else because of a prayermachine that he robotically installed into his larynx.  God was so impressed by the perfectly pitched autotuned prayer that he split the red sea into two so that Mosis and his tibe of Mositron280s could get away from the legions of Skeletor.  THe message fro this Bibble passage is taht it's important to be up to date on your software updates!

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Goats Do Rome

Goats do roam through the streets at night, they take it in the ass - they break their own demands.  You can never trust a beard, is what my father once told me and it was with great interest that I trusted him in his word and have therefore a fear of Lumberjacks and Goats.  Sometimes I wonder if I misunderstood?

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Dreams and Desires

There are times when I have to ask myslef if any of the words I write are worth it.  This whole age is going down in a decline and I feel need to commment?  This time right now is when the cracks are larger than the walls and the foundations are gaping holes.  Whole rooms that I used to live in have been torn away and thrown into non-existence.  Whole years of my life have been erased to the haze.  People say I hate the world too much, maybe that is true, maybe the world is something to love not hate.  Hard to say.


Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Lion's Mouth (hard edged motherfucker)

The lion is a strom proud animal! It demands the hard egde of a motherfucker to heart the lion of har!!! It is so hard people,