Sex Out the Sun with Our Blot

 

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and our sex was cold like the flesh of a dead mouse's body.  When I grabbed onto our sex I was left with a sad heart and an empty hand.  Don't let me die this way.

Pat the Red Seas! (bibble study pt 1)

The patting fo the red seas was a very improtant time for Mosis.  The sea was full of water when he and his tribe of robots needed to get across to escape from the forces of Skeletor.  Mosis could pray better than anyone else because of a prayermachine that he robotically installed into his larynx.  God was so impressed by the perfectly pitched autotuned prayer that he split the red sea into two so that Mosis and his tibe of Mositron280s could get away from the legions of Skeletor.  THe message fro this Bibble passage is taht it's important to be up to date on your software updates!