State of the Art: Selection and Service as Circuit City

I remember once making sex with a girl in the bathroom stall of the Circuit City in Butte, Montana circa 1988.  What made the experience so sexy was that just outside our carnal stall there was a warehouse-sized room of television and electronics!  Jesus, I am older now and probably couldn't get it up even if I were put in such a situation but the good thoughts keep me warm through cold winter nights.

Electrical's discharged

I couldn't make my TV dinner tonight. There's some kind of short circuit in the power grid which is preventing  food from reaching my mouth. If anyone has any experience with electricks and eating please advise before I die of starvation. :*(

RealtyTV (pot two)

Times are tough! With families in a house with a crisis your TV house might disappear at any given moment! The government uses homes to fuel the failing economy America!

Wake up!!!!!

Zonekillers

In the future you will be critiqued at all times. Start preparing today.

It's part of the new way!



Are you ready?