Electrical's discharged

I couldn't make my TV dinner tonight. There's some kind of short circuit in the power grid which is preventing  food from reaching my mouth. If anyone has any experience with electricks and eating please advise before I die of starvation. :*(

The Cracks Are Beginning to Show

Sometimes Eddie gets so excited right before the big game starts that he's just gotta take a moment out and sit in awe of the field.

I'll drink to that moment!