Ask Eddie (part tow) (best of Feb. 09 pt. 2)

AnalSurprise wrote:

My grandmother is sick, and currently in the hospital. She's comatose and her chances of walking out of there are slim to none.

When would be the best time for me to summon Satan and offer to trade him my wife for my grandmother's life, and what would be the proper attire for such an occasion?

Death March

There is a time for dancing as the Death March comes to a close. Parties are a natural way to relieve the sort of tension that goes with living inside a space of dread. Saint Patrick is a real and malevolant force and his thirst for blood knows no barriers. Your own days are numbered, but Saint Patrick wants that number to be in the single digit if you're a frenid to the snake. Dancing daze away as the month-long curse from the Isle of Doom comes to it's annual close. Tune in again next year for more pain and decay.

Ask Eddie (part tow)

AnalSurprise wrote:

My grandmother is sick, and currently in the hospital. She's comatose and her chances of walking out of there are slim to none.

When would be the best time for me to summon Satan and offer to trade him my wife for my grandmother's life, and what would be the proper attire for such an occasion?