She's got a Claus (Best of December 2009 pt.2)

Alone for the holidays? Facing the void up the chimney who cares? You've gotta reason to live, baby. You just haven't got a clue what it is.

She's got a Claus

Alone for the holidays? Facing the void up the chimney who cares? You've gotta reason to live, baby. You just haven't got a clue what it is.

Jingle Rock!

Ed's charity concert for Christmas kids went off without a hitch last night! Ed turned in a fuckin' flawless performance that would've made your goddam head spin off and catch on fire! Children and grandparents got out of their seats and started dancing and smashing shit up. A snow plow came crashing through the wall and exploded. Eddie even threw out candy canes and hot pockets to everyone who made it out. It may have been the best fucking concert EVER.