Life force leech

Drain, drain, drain. Hello America. Did you hear the news? You and I are the hot new thing! I think you'll find resistance is futile once I've made myself at home. Just sit back, relax and dispose of everything you once cherished. The new way is the only way and it's all about my need to feed.

Better tomorrow

Pleased to please you! Bringing you a refreshing change of pace at a record pace, Eddie leads the way in the search for a better tomorrow! A compliment on Sadam Hussein's wall? Tom foolery behind the curtains at Ashtar central command? There's no telling what tomorrow holds when Eddie eddits to suit his own needs? Abusing systems designed to make life better, for worse. 

You and Eddie, together forever

All the Party People in the House

These hot ladease got no problem with the sexual tease. Check it out, yo, thhis is what it like in Eddie's crib 24/7!

Yesterday and the day before

It is often difficult to prove where Eddie was and what he was doing the day before.


The lifestyle of the ubdustrial whosix has been under the media's magnifying glass for no time! Any normal person would crack from the sheer silence of it all, but Eddie continues to thrive and deliver the hits to the public that never was!

DICK HEAD BLUES

EDDIE ENTROPY HAS NO TOMORROW HE LOSTS IT THREE WEEKSN AGO,  THERE ARE DAYSD WHEN HE DOUBTS HIS OWN EYES////