SexXxual Ed (pt. 1)

My God my mother is embarassing. She is insisting that she gives me a condom demonstration, and that I watch any men ("You can't trust them") putting on comdoms like a hawk. What should I say? "You're not doing like my mum showed me"

Help Me (pt 2)

When the individual are born by every species, as can survive perhaps; and as consequently it gives an often recurring battle for existence, it follows that any is, if it changes however something in any manner, that is profitable to itself, under the complex and changing sometimes conditions, will have consequently selected a better chance and of the strong principle of the inheritance, any selected variety will tend in addition to spread its new. Make no mistake, I will kill to stay on top.