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HELLS YEAH!

Now I know that being Eddie Entropy is not a good or bad thing, it just is. Even more, I know now that as Eddie Entropy I have my rights. The right to ride high as the lowest of the low. I was brought up to feel all wrong about me. Problem is you ain't got no rights. See, you've been wrong since the day you were born baby.
IN THE SEXUAL AWAKENING OF MODERN RUSSIA IT IS TOL THAT THERE SHALL COME DARK C++ PROGRAMMER WHO, DURING THE WEEKENDS AND NIGHTS, SHALL BE KNOWN TO ALL UNTO THE NAME VAMPIRE TITTIES! DO NOT BE OF SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH VMAPRIE TITTIES OR YOU MAY BE TURNING INTO ONE!!!