Eddie rocked out last night at the main stage of First Avenue with his new hard-edged black metal band Gnome Machine! Eddie wowed the audience with songs such as "Red Sonja" "(The Power of (The Evil of)) the Necronomicon" and "Death Satan Eat Your Face!". Shown above, Eddie tears into a rare guitar solo. There was no stopping our favortie Subparstar last night!
7 comments:
Wow this looks like one of the biggest blackest shits ever to hit first ave's main stage. And that's saying something!
FUCK YES. KEEP THE FUCKIN' METAL LONG AND STRONG.
Change the band name to "Dumpy Dumpster and his out of shape friends" and I might consider seeing you live.
(The Power of (The Evil of)) the Necronomicon) is one of the worst songs of the black metal genre ever.
If you need some money to buy a new pair of pants, I'm sure your audience would happily chip in!
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That gut of yours is in serious need of some push up support.
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