Monday, September 14, 2009

Cell Your Soul


Graves come and go but cellphones will always steal your soul. You're inside a type of world where there's nothing on twitter that can salve my soul. You would think it would be different, but the future has sucked more than any of us thought it would. Kill yourself and your fucking phone, in that order.

2 comments:

emilystrange009 said...

*sent via iphone* OMG! You, like, totally hate cell phones! That's so 2005 ;)

Recently Deceased said...

I killed myself but was unable to kill my phone afterward. Now I'm receiving dozens of unwanted calls in the afterlife.