DEVASTATING!!! (Best of Mother Fucking Aug 09 pt. 2)

7:35pmDavid

!Dude...SOULFLY!

7:35pmEddie

I know!!!!

7:35pmDavid

Shit!

7:35pmEddie

Can you believe they are touring???

SOULFLY!!!!!

7:35pmDavid

Fuck man, that is so fucking awesome!

SOULFLY!!!

7:35pmEddie

I CAN'T SLEEP BECAUSE IM SO EXCITED!

SOULFLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D:D

7:36pmDavid

I CAN'T EAT BECAUSE I'M SO EXCITED!

SOULFLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7:36pmEddie

I stopped eating the moment I heard they were on tour. I can't keep anything down when I'm this excited!

SOULFLY

7:36pmDavid

I'm tearing out my hair and biting off my fingernails in anticipation!

SOUL mother fucking FLY!!

7:37pmEddie

The people at Prongs are going NUTS over motherfucking SOULfuckingFLY!

It's fucking awesome!

7:37pmDavid

The people at Prongs are going to shit their motherfucking pants when they find out motherfucking SOULFLY is going on a tour!

Touring!

Live!

SOULFLY!!!!!

7:38pmEddie

I bet they play "The Myth" in Maplefuckingwood Minnefuckingsota!!!

7:38pmDavid

Motherfucking "The Myth" in Maplefuckingwood is the hottest fucking club in all of motherMinnefuckingSota!

7:39pmEddie

SpecialEd is going to blow his fucking top when he finds out they're on tour!

I bet he actually fucking KNOWS THEM!!! :D:D

7:39pmDavid

DUDE, Special Ed knows fucking SOULFLY????

No fucking way!

That is TOO FUCKING AWESOME 8)8)

7:39pmEddie

SpecalEd knows fucking everyone who ever was in the motherfucking music industry!!!!

Woooot! How did you do the glasses?

I must learn that secret...

7:40pmDavid

8 + ) creates the motherfucking glasses!

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7:40pmEddie

AAAAHHHH!!! 8)8)

7:40pmDavid

8)8)

7:40pmEddie

DEVASTATING

7:40pmDavid

SOULFLY IS SO DEVASTATING!

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7:41pmEddie

It's time to start a new thread called "Soulfly" on prongs and the only text it contains is "Devastaing?"

Did you hear Soulfly is touring?

7:42pmDavid

Check out Prongs.

The time of a new thread is at hand!

7:42pmEddie

BWAHAHAH!!!

7:42pmDavid

FUCK YEAH SOULFLY ARE TOURING!!!!

7:42pmEddie

Beautifuckingful.

7:42pmDavid

8)8)

8)8)

8)8)

7:42pmEddie

!!!!!

8)8)

8)8)

8)8) SOULFLY!!!!!!!!!!!

7:43pmDavid

!!!!!!

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7:43pmEddie


8)8) SOULFLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY ARE ON TOUR!!!! IT CAN'T BE TRUE!!! IT'S TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!!!!

7:44pmDavid


It's like the Devil actually listens to my prayers!

SOUL

FLY

ON

TOUR

!!!!!!!!

8)8)

7:44pmEddie

WITH PRONG!!!!! DUDE Remember Prong???????

I don't.

7:44pmDavid

who?

Special Ed is touring with SOULFLY????

REALLY!!!

7:45pmEddie

YES! He knows Afra dude!

Afra knows Prongs!

7:45pmDavid

DAMN DUDE, that is DEVASTATING!!!

7:45pmEddie

Prongs is on tour!

grmps is gonna do a spoken word about Salo!

7:45pmDavid

FUCK YEAH!!

7:45pmEddie

grmps!

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7:45pmDavid

grmps "The Salo Monologue" is really slaying the post feminist set

7:45pmEddie

totalleze!

7:46pmDavid

BUT HE DOESN"T RULE AS HARD AS SOULFLY!!!!!!

If SLASH and SPECIAL ED got in a fight who would win?

7:46pmEddie

OH MAN

Good question

7:46pmDavid

SOULFLY IS THE ANSWER!!!

FUCK YEAH!

SOULFLY!!!!

7:46pmEddie

SOULFLY WOULD CRUSH THEM BOTH!!!

7:47pmDavid

SOULFLY DOESNT EVEN HAVE TO BE IN A FIGHT TO WIN THE FIGHT

THATS HOW fucking AWESOME SOULFLY IS!!!

7:47pmEddie

Soulfly versus the Juggalo convention.

7:47pmDavid

8)8)

7:47pmEddie

Who would win?

7:47pmDavid

SOULFLY WINS!

7:47pmEddie

But the Juggalo's are a supportive community

does Soulfly have the community of the Juggalos?

7:48pmDavid

JUGGALOS ain't got shit on motherfucking SOULFLY!!

7:48pmEddie

FUCK! YOU'RE RIGHT!

7:48pmDavid

SOULFLY don't need no pansy ass community, they got SOULFLY!!

7:48pmEddie

SOULFUCKINGFLY!!!!
FUCK

WOW!

I'M THERE

7:48pmDavid

FUCK!!

7:48pmEddie

8)8)

7:48pmDavid

Did you hear Soulfly was touring?

September 30, 2009 - Key Club - Hollywood, California
October 2 2009 - Cane's Bar & Grill - San Diego, California
October 3, 2009 - The Boardwalk - Orangevale, California
October 4, 2009 - The Regency Ballroom - San Francisco, California
October 6, 2009 - Hawthorne Theatre - Portland, Oregon
October 7, 2009 - Showbox Theatre - Seattle, Washington DC
October 8, 2009 - Club Vegas - Salt Lake City, Utah
October 9, 2009 - Cervantes Masterpiece Ballroom - Denver, Colorado
October 10, 2009 - The Blue Goat - Salina, Kansas
October 11, 2009 - The Rock - Maplewood, Minnesota
October 14, 2009 - The Intersection - Grand Rapids, Michigan
October 16, 2009 - Harpo's - Detroit, Michigan
October 17, 2009 - McGuffy's House of Rock - Dayton, Ohio
October 19, 2009 - The Gramercy Theatre - New York, New York
October 20, 2009 - Recher Theatre - Towson, Maryland
7:49pmEddie

FUCk! You've gotta be fucking shitting me? I LOVE FUCKING SOULFLY! <3<3

7:49pmDavid

FUCK, I"M THERE FOR ALL THE FUCKING SOULFLY <3<3 style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);">

7:49pmEddie

What the fucks "The Rock"? What about "The Myth"? Why the fuck is every show in Maplefuckingwood?

7:49pmDavid

8)8)

It's gotta be a misprint!

7:50pmEddie

Is Maplewood the hard rock fucking apex?

7:50pmDavid

SOULFLY'S GOTTA PLAY MAPLEMOTHERFUCKINGWOOD CAUSE THAT"S THE REWAL SHIT MOTHERFIUCKER PLACE AND AI" MGOIN G OT OGET REEAALLY PISSESD IT THEY DONTTT

7:50pmEddie

Maybe they're playing Maplewood MALL!!!!

FUCK!

7:50pmDavid

That'd be fucking awesome!

7:50pmEddie

They'd destroy the mall!

!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!

7:51pmDavid

SOULFLY AT THE MAPLEWOOD MALL!

7:51pmEddie

,,,,,,,

!!!!!!!!

7:51pmDavid

They'd totally destroy the mall dude!

7:51pmEddie

SOULFUCKINGFLY would make mincemeat out of Orange Julius!

7:51pmDavid

Dude...SOULFLY!!!!

7:51pmEddie

I heard a rumor they're going on tour soon.

7:51pmDavid

The Gap ain't got shit on motherfucking SOULFLY!

SHIT, YOU SERIOUS?????

Soulfly is on tour soon?

FUCK!!!

!!!

!!

!

FUCKKKKKK!!!!!!

7:52pmEddie

I KNOW!!!!

7:52pmDavid

Are you kidding me?

7:52pmEddie

I already bought tickets

7:52pmDavid

It's not cool to lie about shit like that dude!

FUCK!

You bought tickets?

Really?????

7:52pmEddie

I WOULDN'T KID ABOUT SOULFUCKINFLY DUDE

7:52pmDavid

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7:53pmEddie

I had to pass up on seeing Celine Dion in Vegas but it was worth it to see SOULFLY!!!!

7:53pmDavid

DUDE, THATS RIGHT, THERE ARE JUST SOME THINGS YOU DON"T JOKE ABOUTZ!

SOULFLY!

ON

TOUR!!!!!

Are they going to play at Maplefuckingwood???? THAT WOULD BE DEVASATATING

7:53pmEddie

MAPLEWOOD IS THE FUCKING HARDROCK APEX OF THE MIDMOTHERFUCKINGWEST!

DUDE! SOULFLY!

7:54pmDavid

FUCK YEAH!

DUDE... SOULFLY!!!

7:54pmEddie

How much are tix??????????????

????????

?????

???

??

?

7:54pmDavid

Shit POS

Gotta go Dude

soulfly

7:54pmEddie

AWDUDE!

Keep it real brah!

SOULFLY!

7:54pmDavid

SOULFLY!!

7:54pmEddie

SOULFLY DUDE! SOULFLY!