Cougars are in vogue now! Modenr day society tells us no longer is it simply Humbert vs Lo! Now Grandma has her day too as a prowling great cat devouring all children who cross her den.
Eddie is aproaching this fad with cautious optimism! He has been seen lurking under the windows of the retirment home serenading the elderly with his hot new tracks. Because there is no such thing as TOO old Eddie also finds himself strutting around the local morgue looking for his next date!
Eddie is seen here taking where others are giving. He is known for being a rude asshole sometimes and this instance (captured via sattelite from a remote location outside of the Phillipines) is no exception.
However, Eddie has earned this right by being everything you wish you could be! There is no stopping a winner from claiming all that is rightfully his. And make not the mistake, Ed is a winner every thyme.
there ARE a lot of reasons to boe down before Eddie but the biggest reason is, no doubt, thatEDIIDE IS A MOHTERFUCKING WINNE!!!Don't fuck with a winner my frenids, the results will bring you down.
When the selfish desire to prove we are alive overrides our ability to treat others with respect we find ourselves trapped in a cycle of self consumption which leads to our destruction.
Use caution with the application of hopes and desires in a public forum? Is this a business model that meets your approval? Sometimes unseen forces are listening very closely off stageleft.
It is hard work dancing all night in a club while drinking two bottlers of whiskay and shooting up skrank. You can't do it. This is where Eddie comes in. You see HE CAN! YES WE CAN!!! Ed is to be doing the things you only wish you could do in ways you have never even dreamed of!
BE SURE TO SAY "HOW ARE TO HEY!" TO EDDIE WHEN HE HITS THE FLOOR AND BRING A BUCKET VOMIT TO HIS SHOES AS HE IS THE DANCING MANIAC OF 2006!
Cougars are in vogue now! Modenr day society tells us no longer is it simply Humbert vs Lo! Now Grandma has her day too as a prowling great cat devouring all children who cross her den. 
Eddie is aproaching this fad with cautious optimism! He has been seen lurking under the windows of the retirment home serenading the elderly with his hot new tracks. Because there is no such thing as TOO old Eddie also finds himself strutting around the local morgue looking for his next date!
