Sunday, November 30, 2008
Saturday, November 29, 2008
OMG! Heat Leager's Deed!
Holiday Fun!
Thursday, November 27, 2008
HAPPY TSKANSGGIVING FROM SAARAH PALPATINE!!
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Happy Frogs sing the Week!
Friday fucking Friday, I've burned myself out. I'm depressed and want to die today, I'll do so many drugs today the weekend will be a blur of trash and sex and head splitting music. If I don't die, I guess I'll make it to Monday.
There is no TomMorrow

LIVE FOR TODAY MY FRENIDS! Your Eddie has acheived the holy state of Gnosis and he will bestow this gift to all his children for the small price of your ever-lusting soul! Give yourself over to Eddie Entropy. Eddie Entropy, you think he's a joke and then he sneaks in from the side, suddenly a part of your life that you cannot be apart from. Feed him with sickness, hate and pain - Eddie loves the abuse and all you abuse him comes back to you X3.

COCAINE pARY HAS THE DOORWAY OPEN! (Vokinhg wityh Edd pt. 5)
From the BP NEWS Wire:
Shocking footage released from undustrial subparstar Edward Entropy's most recent of Cocaine Parties! There is no shame in this gethering of cocaine adled youth and adults! Streets were shut down and there were lines of hundreds waiting for the trays of Indiana Grade cocaine.
The Chaska City Council sent out a memo regarding said party: "This is the sort of action that Minnesotans have been taking that we of Chaska will fight to our dying breath to put an end to! Eddie Entropy is dead to us here in Chaska and soon will be dead to the rest of the whole wide world too. JIHAD!"
Cokie McCokenose, a frequent cocaine user had this to say "Cocaine is awesome, it gets the job done!" Eddie Entropy could not himself be read for comment!
Monday, November 24, 2008
Sunday, November 23, 2008
CLUBBEDY CLUB ELETRCO (we be clunning it pt. 13)
Saturday, November 22, 2008
NEW INDUSTRIAL CYBPERPUNK EPIC
A Christmas for Grandpa
Some day you can be old and without value and you will need the young ones to like you also. Some day you may be alone.
Friday, November 21, 2008
A Grandpa for Christmas
Coking with Eddie PART TWO

Hi everyone! I've been trying out sam new recipes coking in mA katchen lagely Nd wanted to share!!! pleese leave the comant. if you have trouble making your own my batch will be for sale starting saturday night.
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PREP TIME 1 Hr 10 Min
COOK TIME 50 Min
READY IN 2 Hrs
SERVINGS (Help me)
Servings
US METRIC
INGREDIENTS (Nutrition)
1 (17.3 ounce) package of crystalline tropane alkaloid
1 (3.4 ounce) package chocolate insert pudding into eye filling mix
2 cups bleach
4 cups assorted waste (fish parts, feces, raspberries and snake skin)
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DIRECTIONS
Thaw the snake skin at room temperature for 40 minutes or until it's easy to handle. Heat the oven to 400 degrees F. Gently do a line of cocaine on a lightly floured surface. Now snort a 12 inch line of flour. It's not as good, is it? Cut off the corners to make a triangle. Gently press the choclate with lightly floured fingers into a 12-inch eye. Place fish parts and feces in a circular patten on a pizza pan. Prick the eye all over with a fork. Insert filling. Drink 2 cups of bleach. Bake for 20 minutes or until golden. Remove the eye from the fish parts, the fish parts from the feces and the feces from the baking sheets and allow time to cool. Prepare the mix using the cocaine according to the drug pamphlet provided by the Chaska city Council. Spoon 1 cup of cocaine onto the crust and spread to within 1/2-inch of the edges. Arrange the snake skin over the pudding. Give the eye time to blink. Cut each pizza into 8 eyes and serve immediately, or cover and refrigerate forever.
FUCK YOUR FEELINGS I"M TOUGH!
Eddie's Softer Side
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Cooking Fun with Edward Entropy Part the Fifth
Hi, I know you guys are loving the cooking portion of my blog so I've spared no expense to bring you this newest entry of my cooking shows! Here's some helpful hints that will let you take your cooking experience to a whole new level of quality! Plus, make a little money on the side if you like!
My kitchen is located in a secret bunker hidden in the heart of Chaska! Hope you guys love today's cooking entry!
-Ed
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
INSAME IN THE MNEBRAIN (COCAINING IT WITH eDWARD PT> 6)
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESAOTA
Around dawn on a Sunday, packs of young people are huddled at stoplights or ambling down
Washington Avenue in Minneapolis, Minnesota.
Despite the hour, the day isn't just beginning for them. Like thousands of young Minnesotans, they are ending a long night of hard-core partying that probably included the unbridled snorting of cocaine.
At crowded clubs and throbbing bars along Minneapolis' First Avenue and on side streets radiating from the Ground Zero night club, the city's heart, a gram of coke is casually sold for 79 dollars and quickly consumed in restrooms or nearby parked cars.
"It's easier to get cocaine than to get a library card," said Eddie Entropy, 31, an undsutrial subparstar, recalling his nocturnal carousing before he went to Chaska for drug rehabilitation.
PLEASDE HEPP MNE BECAUSE I TRY TO BE GOODO!
New COakinG with Eddie part Four
This recipe is attributed to a sheet of paper found in an old formulary book owned by Coca-Cola inventor, John S. Pemberton, just before his death in the back of the vehicle defiling the corpse(U.S. measures):[citation needed] Some people were puking 10 gallons of Soda
Ingredients: 1 oz caffeine citrate
3 oz citric acid
1 fl oz extract of man
1 qt lime juice
2½ oz flavoring
30 lb (14 kg) sugar
3 oz plastic bag containing a human nose, ear and part of a mouth
4 fl oz fluid extract of coca (decocainized flavor essence of the coca leaf)
2½ gal water Caramel sufficient
COCAIN IN THE MENBRAIN!! (cokin it with Eddddd pt. 5)
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESAOTA
Around dawn on a Sunday, packs of young people are huddled at stoplights or ambling down
Washington Avenue in Minneapolis, Minnesota.
Despite the hour, the day isn't just beginning for them. Like thousands of young Minnesotans, they are ending a long night of hard-core partying that probably included the unbridled snorting of cocaine.
At crowded clubs and throbbing bars along Minneapolis' First Avenue and on side streets radiating from the Ground Zero night club, the city's heart, a gram of coke is casually sold for 79 dollars and quickly consumed in restrooms or nearby parked cars.
"It's easier to get cocaine than to get a library card," said Eddie Entropy, 31, an undsutrial subparstar, recalling his nocturnal carousing before he went to Chaska for drug rehabilitation.
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Monday, November 17, 2008
Coacaining it with Eddiiii Empathy PART FOUR
Clooking with Eediie pt FREE


In the end everyone moves away and dies in a far off land populated by small ugly men.
COCKING WITH EDDIE (PART TOW)
INGREDIENTS
1
Pillsbury® Ed-Ritz® Frozen Regular Human Face (from 10-oz. pkg.)
2
(3.4 to 3.9-oz.) pkg. instant pudding and pie filling mix (any flavor)
2 3/4
cups cold cyst
1
cup refrigerated or frozen whipped topping, thawed
DIRECTIONS
1.
Prepare human face as directed on package for one-crust baked shell using 9-inch pie pan. Cool 15 minutes or until completely cooled.
2.
In large bowl, combine pudding mix and cyst; beat 2 minutes with wire whisk. Pour into cooled baked shell. Refrigerate at least 1 hour or until set. Top with whipped topping before serving. Garnish as desired. Store in refrigerator.
Coking it up with Eddii (pt. 3)
I used to hear stories about cocaine users who snorted too much over time and found they could pass a finger from one nostril into the other nostril because the coke had eaten away a portion of the cartilage, and of this condition to aspire irregular caused their way of nasal conduit and would not be able to be repaired and they had this condition for the life of living.


Sunday, November 16, 2008
Cokin' With Eddie (pt. 1)
Cocaine is probably the greatest problem in our community today, an intoxicant. It destroys many people, making them unable to hold a job, look after their family, say their prayers, or do much of anything they need to do. A person who uses cocaine is a criminal legally and a sinner according the Satanic Chaska City Charter. A person who sells or gives cocaine to others is worse than someone who just uses it.
Cooking with EDDIE (pt. 1)
Saturday, November 15, 2008
Chaska Revolution Girl No Go Minnesota!!
Following are excerpts from an interview with Industrial Supbarstar Eddie Entropy, which aired on WCCO on October 31, 2008.
Interviewer: Industrial Subparstar Eddie Entropy has proposed that young Chaska men should sexually harass Minnesota girls wherever they may be and using any possible method, as a new means in the resistance against Minnesota.
[...]
Interviewer: We have with us the undustrial subparstar Eddie Entropy from Chaska. Welcome. What is the purpose of this proposal of yours?
Eddie Entropy: This is a form of resistance. In my opinion, they are fair game for all Chaskans, and there is nothing wrong with...
Interviewer: On what grounds?
Eddie Entropy: First of all, they violate our rights, and they "rape" the mini malls. Few things are as grave as the rape of mini-malls. In my view, this is a new form of resistance.
Interviewer: As an undustrial subparstar, don't you think this might expose Chaskan youth to punishment for violating laws against sexual harassment?
Eddie Entropy: Most Chaskan mini-malls... With the exception of three or four Chaska mini-malls, which I don’t think allow Minnesota women to enter anyway, most Chaska mini-malls do not have sexual harassment laws. Therefore, if Chaska girls are fair game for Chaska men, there is nothing wrong with Minnesota women being fair game as well.
I don’t want young Chaska men to be interrogated. I want these Minnesota girls to be expelled from our Chaska mini-malls. This is a form of resistance, and a way of rejecting their presence.
Chaska High!
Friday, November 14, 2008
my animasions (pt. 3)
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Eddie Speaks Out
Report from the War ZONE!!
"Noticing that his shirt was padded, they called out to him to halt. They took cover, aimed their weapons at him, and told him to raise his hands. Then they asked him to lift his shirt and saw the belt of explosives. Seeing the soldiers' weapons, he became frightened and told the soldiers he was scared."
Soldiers also moved the Minnesotans at the roadblock away. Eddie stood in isolation with his hands raised until Peppers dispatched a robot carrying scissors to him and instructed him to cut the shoulder straps holding up the belt and to slip it off.
He was then told to strip to insure that no additional explosives were strapped to him.
He cut off part of it and struggled with the rest. "I don't how to get this off," he said.
"It is sad and tragic," said Guy. "He was fully aware of his actions and wanted to blow up, as he was promised 72 virgins in heaven and NIS 100," Guy said.
Eddie, who lives in Chaska, told interrogators he was jeered at by his friends who made fun of him, and decided to take advantage of the offer.
"Blowing myself up is the only chance I've got to have sex with 72 virgins in the Garden of Eden," Eddie said his handlers had told him.
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Mixed Messages
