Friday, March 6, 2009

Past, Party, Future

It is that time of the week again frands, or is it? When we put on our pancakes and lace up our 149 hole columbo boots!

Put on a black hat bladwards and take to the floor spinning like mad with the arms and the legs of the Trinacria in all the directions at once!

Facing up to the facts

You know is ture. Why deyny it am make a fool of yourselv on my blog?! Lets just work with what we know.

my turest feelings find form!

No one harms me with impunity

So step off hataz.


Or risk the crime of hatred. If you are accused of crime X and then leave during the investigation it will result in an incomprehensible pronunciation being published Thursday by the county's human relations commission. Good luck.

Ask Eddie (part tow the answer)

IT"S ALWAYS AG OOD TIME TO HWORSHIP SATEN!  DON"T MATTER WHAT YOUR WHEWEWINF JUST BE YOURSELF WHERN YOU SWLL YOUR SOUL.  PLWASE LET GRANDMA DIE THOUGH _ SOMETIM ES YOU"BE GOT TO LET HER GALL APART IN HELL!!  THANSK 

Ask Eddie (part tow)

AnalSurprise wrote:

My grandmother is sick, and currently in the hospital. She's comatose and her chances of walking out of there are slim to none.

When would be the best time for me to summon Satan and offer to trade him my wife for my grandmother's life, and what would be the proper attire for such an occasion?

Covering a got-tick song (prot tow)

HI Frenids! Sianse the first cover song has pooven so poplular I have decited to take a crack at clovering anuther gottiki classick! Nat Cave Cole's "Merry Lee" from his album "Murter Balls". Please to be enjoying this my friends as I put my heart am sole on the line for you loyal reeters of edentropy.blogspot.com



yours turly
-ee

Throw your phone away

It's for the best. Why encourage a device that is intended to harass and bother you. Do you want to give the voices in your head an opportunity to justify theirs existence? The phone is the problem and the place to start by getting rid of.

Get used to saying no. You're not a dollar bill to be liked by everyone.

Last Night's Party

10:40 is yet ten minutes too late and twenty minutes too early. The first bad sign is if a speaker explodes during suffocated hope. Something is around, is it Friday the 13th? A favor for Rubbers is returned with a confused stiff view, there's no turntable here Bigwig! Soon appears crystal and a very bad rotation, we did not have an exit strategy when we went in. A move sharply then a telephone! Ooops, that is the smell of an old cigarette that drinks light away.

Bill sawed a hole through the door with a chain saw and sprayed the rifle of assault, the couple on the divan are candidate to a posterior bedroom.

Who does William think he is bullshitting? He flips out, saws down the door, riddles the body with bullets, duck tapes her mouth so the dead girl can’t make noise, wraps wire around her neck to make sure she is dead then burns her. The guy is galactically stupid if he thinks anyone will buy that he does not deserve to die.

Eddie Turns 300

Bow down before me my faithful subjects and sing praises of Ed as he produces blog post #300! There were those out there who doubted the glory and grace of Eddie to pull off this monemental event and those who doubted are now shown to be craven shit fuckers who deserve of faceful of fist!

FUCK YOU WHO DOUBT, EDIE WILL ALWAYS WINN!!!!

Dans"ing" with Eddii (paert deux)

It's almost that time of the week agin my frenids when we let doen our hairs and remoof one pair of pants to replase with the other skim tight black ones!

Ed's Dancing Tips:

1.When dancime in a club it is always best to move your body like a wet noodle while waving both arms above your head and scream ing "WOOOOOHOOOO HOOOO!!!!" very loudly!

2.When applying a gothic kick be sure not to pull a ham out of the string of your pants.

I Make Plop (Girlz 4 Me)

Some poople are afraid or concerned by those things that they do not understand.  If you ever find yourself pulling away, maybe it's just a sign that you need to go closer.  

Covering a gothick song (pert wan)

Good news frens, I will be covering some of teh gothic ubdustrial scenes "classic" trax on my upcoming album! I put my own youneek spin on them to give it the ture style. Here is a taste of whats in store for you,



LOVE IT MY FRIENDS!!!!

My Day

I fell down on the curb yesterday and KNOCKED OUT THREE OF MY TEETH. I hope that this live that I'm living doesn't go on too long, I'd be much happier with a hole in my forehead.

Battle Bunker

I stick out my gut at your army forces for my power is twice that which you can even understand.  In Eddie, there is only vitory!

Duncing with Edddie (pt 1)

It is pure raw energie when the bodies are moving on the danse floor, the writhing of the black clad body under the strobbing lights creates ultimate atmosphere for unleashing the ture emotion!

Tips for beginning duncers.
1. You put your left leg in.
2. You pull your left leg out.
3. You put your left leg in and you shake it all about.

Dance Master (We Be Clubbin Pt. 14)

ED IS A MOTHER FUCKER DANCE MASTER!! HIS MOVES ON THE FLOOR WOW THE CROWD AND SLAY HIS OPPONENTS. DON"T YOU DARE FUCK WITH EDDIE DAncE MASTER YOU FOOL!

A Date with Josh and Emily!

Happy Februarury 6 everyone!!! I hope peace and prosperity bless your home this year as Jesus Motherfucking Christ has blessed ours in FEBEREREY 5.

This year I celebrated with a wedding! My first ever holiday-ish type wedding and it rocked! Josh & Emily Roobels are officially married!! (You guys are TOO cute!) It was a blessed ceremony, filled with love, laughter, tears of joy, and beautiful people and music. I have to thank the lovely ladies who run the The Manson at Elfindale for being our hosts for the use of the chapel & reception area, as everything was so fucking beautiful that I just shit my pants. The wedding was gorgeous, elegant and above all else totally Josh and Emily! Everything just had the “special” personal touch.

LOL

I've had a lot of complaints form different people saying that I 'm not funny able to make fun of myself and that I take myself too seriously. I think this humorus picture below shows thwem that this blog isn't afriad t o be funny with tiself sometimes too!

LOL, That's pretty funny because it is a movie poster based on the old movie THE BLOB but it 's titled THE BLOG insetead, just tlike this tis a blog ang thid fy ou dont' athin thankt I can bjme ka fun Of MYSLRF I ;'M going ot bucking STAB you mOTnef fuckte!

MY NEW SINGLES

Practice for Living!

EDDIE ENTROPY LIVE IS GOING TO BE SOME SORT OF BRILLIANT AMAXXXING EXPERIENCE!!! DOWN BELOW IS A VIBEO OF WHAT SORT OF CRAZZZY WILD YOUR GOING TO GETT WHEN EDDIE GIVES IT LIVING!

Just Like the Movies

Just like that movie you all are crazy for SCUMDOG KAZILLIONAIER, I have refused to bathe for three monthes and am wearing same clothes! I am now a Scumbog so wear is my Kazillion dollarzs????

That's Italian!

Sometimes, on the wet coast, we like the authentication when we flavor the dish!


Think twice before biting the taste of the that which was not from the mother land! Authentic is the best when we dab the edges of the mouth with a red sauce, remember what your four fathers died for.

Late night in the pseudio!

Hi Guys! It was a late nite last night in the sudio laying down the beats and the vocals for one of my most kiss ass songs off the newest album! The beats were hard and heavy, the vocals sounded like a baby singing from Heaven! There were some minor mixing problems in "Noodle Mixer Pro" for the Turbo Grafx-16 but 12 hours later the problem was solfed and it sounds great you haterz so don't be playa hatin because you know it's gonna be gold!

My Album's Coming Soon

I've been receiving an enormous amount of mail recently regarding the state of my newest MP3 album. I know that I shouldn't do this but I just can't resist giving you guys the first glimpse at the cover. Dig it!

Lion's Mouth (hard edged motherfucker)

The lion is a strom proud animal! It demands the hard egde of a motherfucker to heart the lion of har!!! It is so hard people,

Don't fogot to voat Nofember 12th!

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Why cant I?

Who says that it can only be done one way! edentropy.blogspot.com proves you wrong by doing it in a way that you like less! That is just how it can be, don't let any one tell you you can't do what you do because they don't do it like you!


DO everything with the same passion you would apply to filling up your gas tank or writing "rise" on a wall in blood.

Stabb your troubles away (Video Game 3)

Sometimes we take out our aggreshions on an inanimate object and protend it's the face of our enemys! I find it best to stab a pillow with a kitchen knife while screaming "WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME GOD" at the top of my lungs.

Science Fiction Funnies

Science Fiction is the next answer to your napkin folding futrue needs! Here's all the Sci Fi funnies that you can handle! I right the best music!!

Back to School America!

Your youth oriented classroom teaches skills needed for the coming storm. Learn from the East, they teach their children ten hours a day, seven days a week, 365 days a year and you can see their power is growing.

The West must evolve or DIE!!

RealtyTV (pot two)

Times are tough! With families in a house with a crisis your TV house might disappear at any given moment! The government uses homes to fuel the failing economy America!

Wake up!!!!!

Realty TV (port 1)

I LOVE TELEBISON! Here's a newst port form my favorite newwsest favrotie Telebison show!!