Alice of furrow someone I walked.

I'm making love to people I don't even like to see.

You might just get it if you treat me like a lady

The last time we talked you told me that you'd joined the church of Jesus.
And you're probably married now with a house and a call and all turned into a grown up female stranger.

Tappy New Year's

THE TAPPY

An experience really Italian -did with the salami of Genoa, the ham of Capicola, the cheese of provolone, the lettuce, the tomato, the onions, and the actual apparel of oil and vinegar.

VAMPIRE TITTIES II: The Back Side

THERE ARE POWERS THEAT ONLY VAMPIRE S HOLD!!! HOL YOU HAVE THE STRENTH TO FIGHT THE COLD ONESSS???

NEW TRAX!!!!

Here's a photo of me with Crackers and Cheese in the stduio rooooockin out on some new trax!
Wait'll you here this shit everyone!! It's gonna blow your head clear off and make you shit out a stack of the hardest ubdustrial whosix you ever herd!!!

RCOK!!!

Wake up in the morning, feeling shy and lonely,
Gee, I gotta go to school.


What's to be afraid of?
I can ask a question, or maybe even bend a rule.
I'm looking for a way so I can fit in!!!!

Fiiday Night Forevor!!!

Last Fribay might my fend John have big party to ceberate his triumph in the champion! We partied hard and pray to god that monday nog come so we don't have to go back to work at Foot Locker! Too bad it's Manday naw insteb of Fridlay!!!

VAMPIRE TITTIES!

TWILIGHT IS A MOVIE AND I REVIEW IT IN THE BEST NATURE!!

VAMPIRES ARE REALD!!

Fench Fies!

I'm eating edame frnch fries and you can't stop meee!!

Boo Hoo

OK I'M HOT BUT MY LIFE SAD. GIRLS WANT ME BUT I HAVE ISSUES I'M SAD. WOT DO I DO?

Where do your horrors hide? 

who cares about boobs. I love smoking pot!!!

2009 Here I come!

Guys!!!  Check this movie trailer out, it looks hilarious!!!   I can't hardly wait for 2009!!

A Detective's Methods

A detective needs to know how to get from point A to point B. The client tells you what point B is. They don't care how you get there, they just want the proof that you were there. I've always used somewhat obtuse methods to find my way. Methods that might, to a client's eyes, appear to be insane or at the very least outside of the bounds of standard issue consensus reality. For this reason I keep my methods hidden from the client's eyes and I avoid taking cases from those people who want to know the hows and whys. I swear some people hire a detective not so much to work the case as they do to get an inside peek at the life of a detective. I blame all the damn movies and books for this. I've learned to see that gleam of interest in the eyes of potential customers and cut those fellows off. I want the clients who need answers and don't give a good goddamn as to how I arrive at them.

It's easier than you might think putting yourself in a lucid dream. I used to need drugs but these days I prefer to do it without. The drugs may allow for quicker access but they tend to muddy the higher functions of the brain and make it harder to return with the answers. A botched astral voyage is a waste of time as I'm not likely to be able to do more than two or three a week. You need a little sap to get in there and it takes time to build it back. This is also why I don't date when I'm on a job. Sex can steal the sap as can over-eating and any number of other things. When I'm on a case I'm a regular monk. Meditation in the morning and evening (except when the job dictates otherwise), light vegetarian meals, no TV, no jarring music, and dim lighting.

These astral voyages are the first step. Really it's just sniffing around the perimeter but it's very rare that I don't get a get a really juicy lead out of a week's worth of journeys.

Cut-ups, sigilization, sex magic, astral travel and skying - all of these and more come into play when I'm involved in a case. The important thing about these techniques is that you've got to learn how to use them. It's not that they'll just come out and give you immediately applicable answers instead they'll offer hints or fragments of hints that can help guide you towards a clue. You've got to know the difference between a genuine intuition and what you're wishing was true. That's a very fine line and that is one of the reasons I try not to get too involved with my clients or my cases. The less I care about whether or not I solve the case, the better my intuition can act as a guide.

Once intuition puts me on the scent then it's time to start collecting hard data. This is where my accountant mind comes into play. The hard data is there primarily as a check to make sure my intuition is on the right path. If I find something I know that I can move on to deeper methods of discovery. If I come up dry I'll know that I'm on a wild goose chase and I'll drop my current line of investigation and start over.

I'm not cheap to hire. I only take one case at a time and it might take me a while to crack your case but I've never had a case I couldn't crack and that's why people hire me.

Slit Wrists for Christmas

Maybe I'll slit my wrists for Christmas. A present of red for the white white snow. Maybe I'll snort a little coke and fuck until dawn on Christmas day. Maybe I'll pass out and stay out not waking until the holiday is dead. Maybe I'll roll over and fetch a bone in honor of Christ's birth. Maybe I'll shoot you, offer you a gift of a bullet between the eyes. Maybe I'll become you for Christmas, just one day until I decide to stay. You never know with Eddie. You never know.

Your BOY"S SO high!!!

YO! WASSUP? TYE THE TURTH THAT THIAS IS THE GHIDHGEST I "VE BEVER BEEN< I "VE VEEN BSMOKIN" THE RIGHTEOUS WEED VIBING OGG THE DANK STAK FOR THE PADST THERREE DSYAD AND THEIS WIS WHAT I VEEN DIOGN TIEH KOITH OI: TGOOGKHKJSJ JHJTEOIUdK JJKJEDUI FDOI GKJDH UFHIUHTKJK OIU O:HI

Ilovetosmotkeweed!

Depression Kills Like Santa

GUYS . I know that awal ot of you have problems with aehte seasons that tos why I've dont a vibeo that will help vent s your holiday sorrows!! Be sure to check out eht hot outtakes a th ee end, they're e hoildarious!!!

Alone for the holidays?

It is easy to fall into your own head when you are away from frenids and family around the holidase. If you get lost look in your heart and let the ture spirit of Christmas be your guide.

Holy HAPPYDAYS!!!

Holy it is a terrorist threat? Vola around the world in the air space limited, still Allah turns a blind eye. It is worried enough. If the terrorists take the Workshop of the Saint in the North Pole. A terrorist would be able to be disguised himself like Holy; torrential his bombs of sled and cried in the houses of everyones' Birth Ages come!

You DOn't Get OUt of Bed Any MORE

She's also had some hard times, and some weird times. Some skank mutant stole her powers and her memories, and she gave birth to her own boyfriend who had her under some kinda mind control, and then at some point she became a drunk.

DUDE I AM SOOO FUCKED UP!!!

ROCK!!!!

Last minute bargains

Find reasonable suicide and depression rates in time for the holidays!

Rates often rise during winter vacation to encourage/amplify the solitude and the despair in the people that lost a connection to "the magnetic north", or that have high hopes of renewed happiness during the Christmas season, only to be disappointed. The increase in anxiety and gloom is caused by tension, the exhaustion, and inevitable frustrations that are furnished with recieving a lump of coal.

MC Fudge Sundae

YO!  WHAT UP HOME SKILLET??  MC FUDGE SUNDAE IS COMIN" AT CHOO WITH A WHOLE BUNCH OF FLY NEW SHIT!  WHEN MC FUDGE SUNDAE ROCKS THE MOTHERFUCKIN" MIC ALL THE CHICKENS GO CRAZY FOR THE CHERRY ON TOP>  YO!

Christmas Gramplah four a

This Season, wyy not glive the gift that keeps giving alive! The elderlie are everwhere this year so what beeter time to take one unver your roof to give tham the clare and comfort of a "rreel" familiar. You will grow to love these things as they becomb like an older version of your child and one day you will turn into them and they will turn into you and on that day you will learn the truth.

Messerschmitt

Mylife is going down in flames. Flames.

Cokepocalypse 2012

One hundred years after a nuclear war has devastated the planet, society has been reborn into two factions; the underground society of coke peddlers and the addicted coke buyers above in the wastelands. These mutant addicts have grown extra nostrils for enhanced snorting and require coke to perform the simplest of actions like sleeping and urinating. The Peddlers also have adapted to this new society with extra arms for dealing cocaine. Eventually the entire planet will be shaken like a giant etch-a-sketch to make way for a new generation of mother fucking protozoa to swim around peacefully in an ocean of blood.

To be sorry

To describe the most basic, least sophisticated level of taste, sensibility, or opinion among a group of people. This is most often used in criticism of art, products or media thought to be aiming itself at such a group, the implied complaint usually being that the subject has been simplified to appeal to a wider audience.

As Low as I've Been

Fuck you.

The Kids

I have a lot of time on my hands watching MTV and really grooving down to the sounds of today. Eddie is one of you.

Cooking with Eddie (pat eleben)

HERE"S another part ot my popular gooking dshow.l Here's a tasty diash from the afar east, ESTHEN by my good frenid Phil!!

ED LIVE!!

Undustrial Subparstar Eddie Entropy wowed a packed audiences last night at the hipster club Triple Rock last night with a sruprise solo vocal set! It eas unlinke anything else wevery before seen or heard! Unfortunately there was no reconrding made but this picture shows the show in tis foll glory!!

First Ever Read Quiz

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Newsweek Draws Fire On Gay Marriage

Leading social conservatives blasted Newsweek for its current cover story, "The Religious Case for Gay Marriage," which they said misinterprets both biblical scripture and their own political movement.
“It doesn’t surprise me. Newsweek has been so far in the tank on the homosexual issue, for so long, they need scuba gear and breathing apparatus,” said Richard Land, who heads the Southern Baptist Convention’s Ethics and Religious Liberty Commission. “I don’t think it’s going to change the minds of anyone who takes biblical teachings seriously.”
Tony Perkins, president of the socially conservative Family Research Council, agreed, calling Newsweek’s cover story “yet another attack on orthodox Christianity.”
“I hardly think that Newsweek is a credible venue for theological discussion,” said Perkins. “I mean, I thought it was just full of holes.”
In a note at the front of the magazine this week, editor Jon Meacham predicted a backlash and struck a preemptively defiant note.
“Religious conservatives will say that the liberal media are once again seeking to impose their values (or their ‘agenda,’ a favorite term to describe the views of those who disagree with you) on a God-fearing nation,” he wrote. “Let the letters and emails come. History and demographics are on the side of those who favor inclusion over exclusion.”
And in an email to Politico, Newsweek managing editor Dan Klaidman invited further responses, writing: “The piece speaks for itself and we welcome the debate.”
Lisa Miller’s cover story argues that the Bible’s lessons on marriage are ambiguous and lack the prescriptive clarity some ascribe to them.
“Religious objections to gay marriage are rooted not in the Bible at all, then, but in custom and tradition,” Miller writes. “The Bible was written for a world so unlike our own, it’s impossible to apply its rules, at face value, to ours.”
Perkins doubts that social conservatives will find this case persuasive.
“If they think they’re going to cause Evangelical Christians or Bible-believing Christians of different stripes to somehow say, oh, the Bible doesn’t matter on marriage, I think they’re mistaken,” Perkins said. “I don’t think too many in the Evangelical world are too concerned about what Newsweek has to say.”
What’s more, Perkins, Land and other religious conservative leaders cited textual evidence to counter Newsweek’s contentions.
Quoting chapter and verse, Land argued that the Bible lays out a very clear prescription for opposite-sex marriage, starting with the passage in Genesis where God pairs Adam and Eve and proceeding through Ephesians, in the New Testament, when the apostle Paul compares the relationship between husband and wife to the relationship between Jesus and the Church.
“How can you address the subject of marriage from a religious perspective and utterly ignore the two foundational texts that deal with marriage: Genesis 2 and Ephesians 5?” Land asked. “If a student turned a paper in to me on a religious argument for or against gay marriage and neglected to reference the two foundational texts, I would give them a pretty poor grade based on that alone.”
In addition to contesting Newsweek’s specific scriptural arguments, some social conservatives took issue with the basic premise of the magazine’s story: that conservative opposition to same-sex marriage is based on specific biblical instructions.
“I see it as an attempt to caricature and reduce to a cartoon the social conservative belief in the efficacy of traditional marriage, and try to reduce it to some formulaic, scriptural literalism,” said Ralph Reed, the former executive director of the Christian Coalition. “There’s more of a practical, sociological foundation for why we seek to affirm marriage as an institution than I think is generally understood by those who want to legalize same-sex marriage.”
Though Reed said he had respect for Newsweek, he said this week’s cover story was based on a “false assumption”: “We’re not trying to take the Bible and put a bill number on it and legislate it.”
Land pointed to campaigns for anti-same-sex marriage referenda around the country as evidence that biblical instructions were not necessarily the main impetus behind social conservative opposition to same-sex marriage.
“The arguments that are used are often not biblical arguments. They are secular arguments, arguing about marriage as being a civic and a social institution, and that societies have a right to define marriage,” Land said. Broadening the definition of marriage could “shatter” the social role married couples have traditionally played, he said.
In an e-mail to Politico, Maggie Gallagher, the president of the National Organization for Marriage, took a similar line, calling marriage “the one necessary adult relation in society – the way we bring together male and female to bring the next generation to life in a way that connects those children in love to their own mother and father.”

Clal the Pahlease (part 2)

4am february 14th - he picked me up in his brother's van and drove me into the woods,he parked the car by the stream and took me into the dark cave, we walked down the dark tunnel until we came to the white door, behind the door was the oldwoman, the old woman opened her mouth and the man walked me inside,the old woman closed her mouth and we went down into her belly where we stayed for the rest of our lives. the end.

Anatomy of a Hit!

How does Eddie make the sort of hist that he can rock on?? THere are all sort ssof reasons and you got to pay Bruce WIllis a certain amnoutn that you have to pay abceuase the actor amust open movbie with the money you paid thaer movie and the CSI assion and I make the sort og mobies that I waont to see andg if YOUg hoire talenghed bpeople thaey made you colook good.

EDDIE LIVE !!

Eddie rocked out last night at the main stage of First Avenue with his new hard-edged black metal band Gnome Machine!  Eddie wowed the audience with songs such as "Red Sonja" "(The Power of (The Evil of)) the Necronomicon" and "Death Satan Eat Your Face!".  Shown above, Eddie tears into a rare guitar solo.  There was no stopping our favortie Subparstar last night!

Gift Ideas (session two)

What child, young or old, wouldn't be delighted to receive this full-sized Optimus Prime outfit? Our model (edentropy.blogspot.com's own Eddie Entropy) is shown with a full sass factor of 82!

Cooking With Eddie (Pt. 10)

Hi all,

I thought you'd love a new installment of my popular cooking show! Here I show you the in's and out's of cooking the popular hamburger helper dish! Here's to good eats! - eD

Hip Gnosis (pt. 2)

That which is called the hip daddio, is the active, or male principle, and can only be obtained by the dissolution of the whole damned body. Accordingly, we just gotta understand this of the humidity and all that shit which results, namely, that which is produced, as long as two hot chickadees are conjoined after a lawful manner, even unto the white. Would you know when the body has been rendered liquid by coction, would you man ? Hear what Bonellus answers: "When you see a black substance floating in the water, you may know that the body has been dissolved. And that, my friend, is some serious shit. Dig?"

LOOK INTO MY EYES (HIP NOSE GOD)

LTHIS IS EDDIE IN ACTION WITH HTE HYPNOTIZTION! YOU WILL NEVER LOOK AT BINDUDSRRIAL MUSIC THE SAME NOW!

I NNNNEEED HELL! PART GIVE

¥∑$ If someone could hep bm I could be gbetter but no one waround here wantes to hp meee! The dout up! The y don't shut up!n't shut up! They don't shut up! The don shut up! They dont shuup! The y don't sh



IF I DID IT WHO WOULD KNOW???

Hepp Me (port foul)

I TOLD HIM NOT TO RAISE THE HANDS! I TOLD HIM! I TOLD HIM NOT TO RAISE THE HANDS AND HE WENT AND DID IT ANYWAYS! I COULD DO BETTER THAN THAT WHEN I WAS HIS AGE! PUT THE GODDAMN HANDS DOWN GODDAMITT ALL GODDAMN!

Call the police (part one)

The line between the middlegame and the divided end is often clear, and could happen gradually or with a swift exchange. The divided end, however, stretches out to have different features from the middlegame. Look closely at the details, do you see the cracks around the edges? To your left the view is not very inspiring. But if you look to your RIGHT>>>

Help Me (paert tree)

All of a sudden all will and determination to fight on has left me. I have long ago prepared myself for the time when I reached the end of the trail. I feel calm and at peace and grateful that I can go to sleep painlessly. I feel justified in terminating a life which no longer holds any hope of having the essentials which make it worth living -- I did desperately want to get well -- I still had much to live for -- hope for recovery -- hope of a reunion with the children -- work which I loved and which could have given me financial security and great satisfaction. But it was not to be -- I am defeated and exhausted physically and emotionally.

Help Me (pt 2)

When the individual are born by every species, as can survive perhaps; and as consequently it gives an often recurring battle for existence, it follows that any is, if it changes however something in any manner, that is profitable to itself, under the complex and changing sometimes conditions, will have consequently selected a better chance and of the strong principle of the inheritance, any selected variety will tend in addition to spread its new. Make no mistake, I will kill to stay on top.

Help Me (pt 1)

In the East, the Far East, when a person is sentenced to death, they're sent to a place where they can't escape, never knowing when an executioner may step up behind them, and fire a bullet into the back of their head.

LORD OF THE RINGS!!

There is nothing I love more than getting stoned with my girlgriend and wahtching the Lored of The Rings on DVD! Here's a funy video I put togehter about stoned Lored OF the Rings!! LOL!!

200 fucking posts!

This one's going out to all you fuckers who said we'd never make it! I sure proved you assholes wrong! Eddie Entropy and the entire team at edentropy.blogspot.com continue to thrive and grow in today's crowded blogosphere by staying a cut above the rest with smrt poletical cummentary and insighful blogs detailing the autistic process of america's number 1 undustrial subpubsmear Bledward Entromy! Fuck all the haterz, you'll never stop the E!

FUCK YOU!!!!

fFUCK YOU FUCKERS _ NO COMMENTS FOR THE PAST TOW ENTRIES AND I"M TRYING TO BE NICE!! WELL FUCK YOU MAYBE YOU DON"T NEED MY HOLDIGHAY GIFT IDEANS OR MY UP TOD ATE AND CURRANT NEWS!! MYABE YOU DFUCKERS DON"T NEED ME!!!!

FUCK

YOU!!!

Holiday Gift Ideas (part one)

It's the first of December and you know that means that the holidaze are closing in! Gosh, I know I have a lot of shopping to do to get everyone on my list and I'm sure you do too. Sometimes the hardest part about holiday shopping is figuring out the right gift idea. Girlfriends, co-workers, nieces and coke dealers are all very different and require different presents to make them happy! Ed learned that one the hard way!! To save you from making some of the same mistakes that Ed's made we've chosen to devote a bit of space here at Worship the Zero to holiday gift ideas! We hope you find this series informative and helpful!

First off, here's a great idea - A high school class complete with tuba! What child wouldn't be delighted to receive a full "small town style" High School grade! The little tykes will delight in posing their actual-size students! High School Gymnasium accessory is sold separately.