Friday, April 23, 2010

Eat your own

How can we tell if something is wrong? Would things seem out of the ordinary? Would it be a sudden change? Would we even notice? Do we simply continue on like everything is exactly as it was? You have been hoarding fish. If you step out of line you risk having your loved ones eaten alive.

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Red Boner of Courage

I was always a fan of Josh Koenig's portrayal of "Boner" on the sitcom "Growing Pains". As a child I used to try to emulate Richard "Boner" Stabone's no nonsense, new york style tough kid shtick. It really resonated with me and my Irish Italian upbringing. Sometimes my mother would be like "Clean your room" and I'd bark back at her " Ayyy, mom!". Imagine my surprise when I learned he had the courage to do what so few us can bring ourselves to do! To realize when your time is up. To check out respectably instead of dragging loved ones through the mud while we wallow in our own self disdain. It takes a strong man to take this kind of stand. Let's hope we can all muster up a big boner when confronted with life's tough choices!





Reach out and touch someone

The great thing about cellular phone technologies is that you're never real-ly alone. Everyone you've ever known is simply 10 numbers and 1500 miles away. Without warning you may receive a call from your dear friend or your childhood enemy. Enjoy!



Sunday, April 11, 2010

Empty walls

Nothing livens up an empty room like NOTHING!



Tough Timez!

Sometimes life gets rough and people fall on hard times. Believe it or not, even a big macho tough guy like Eddie Entropy falls on hard timez! When you're bench pressing 300 pounds of guilt and sorrow you might find yourself asking "Is it all right for a rough customer like me to break down and cry?". Well good news friends, it is! Plus, crying is FREE! You won't find a better deal than this!


Tuesday, April 6, 2010

No Contest

When it comes to treachery and deceit you go down like a fine wine.

Saturday, April 3, 2010

The End

After a very difficult month, it's dawned on me that I don't really have the time or interest to continue this blog. I feel like I've put a lot into it and received very little in return. There's a certain level of interaction one hopes for when they bare their heart and soul in an open forum like this and, other than unsupportive hecklers, I don't feel I've gotten much in return. I have more important things to do than shout into a void day in and day out. So, I'm closing this place down for good tomorrow and deleting this blog.