Friday, February 27, 2009
Put on a black hat bladwards and take to the floor spinning like mad with the arms and the legs of the Trinacria in all the directions at once!
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Saturday, February 21, 2009
Friday, February 20, 2009
Or risk the crime of hatred. If you are accused of crime X and then leave during the investigation it will result in an incomprehensible pronunciation being published Thursday by the county's human relations commission. Good luck.
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Get used to saying no. You're not a dollar bill to be liked by everyone.
Sunday, February 15, 2009
10:40 is yet ten minutes too late and twenty minutes too early. The first bad sign is if a speaker explodes during suffocated hope. Something is around, is it Friday the 13th? A favor for Rubbers is returned with a confused stiff view, there's no turntable here Bigwig! Soon appears crystal and a very bad rotation, we did not have an exit strategy when we went in. A move sharply then a telephone! Ooops, that is the smell of an old cigarette that drinks light away.
Bill sawed a hole through the door with a chain saw and sprayed the rifle of assault, the couple on the divan are candidate to a posterior bedroom.
Who does William think he is bullshitting? He flips out, saws down the door, riddles the body with bullets, duck tapes her mouth so the dead girl can’t make noise, wraps wire around her neck to make sure she is dead then burns her. The guy is galactically stupid if he thinks anyone will buy that he does not deserve to die.
Bow down before me my faithful subjects and sing praises of Ed as he produces blog post #300! There were those out there who doubted the glory and grace of Eddie to pull off this monemental event and those who doubted are now shown to be craven shit fuckers who deserve of faceful of fist!
Friday, February 13, 2009
Ed's Dancing Tips:
1.When dancime in a club it is always best to move your body like a wet noodle while waving both arms above your head and scream ing "WOOOOOHOOOO HOOOO!!!!" very loudly!
2.When applying a gothic kick be sure not to pull a ham out of the string of your pants.
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Some poople are afraid or concerned by those things that they do not understand. If you ever find yourself pulling away, maybe it's just a sign that you need to go closer.
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
LOVE IT MY FRIENDS!!!!
Monday, February 9, 2009
Sunday, February 8, 2009
Saturday, February 7, 2009
It is pure raw energie when the bodies are moving on the danse floor, the writhing of the black clad body under the strobbing lights creates ultimate atmosphere for unleashing the ture emotion!
Tips for beginning duncers.
1. You put your left leg in.
2. You pull your left leg out.
3. You put your left leg in and you shake it all about.
Friday, February 6, 2009
This year I celebrated with a wedding! My first ever holiday-ish type wedding and it rocked! Josh & Emily Roobels are officially married!! (You guys are TOO cute!) It was a blessed ceremony, filled with love, laughter, tears of joy, and beautiful people and music. I have to thank the lovely ladies who run the The Manson at Elfindale for being our hosts for the use of the chapel & reception area, as everything was so fucking beautiful that I just shit my pants. The wedding was gorgeous, elegant and above all else totally Josh and Emily! Everything just had the “special” personal touch.
Thursday, February 5, 2009
Think twice before biting the taste of the that which was not from the mother land! Authentic is the best when we dab the edges of the mouth with a red sauce, remember what your four fathers died for.
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Monday, February 2, 2009
DO everything with the same passion you would apply to filling up your gas tank or writing "rise" on a wall in blood.