Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Running down a dream

Don't break my heart! My achy breaky heart!!!

Monday, July 26, 2010

Oops, I did it again!!!

It can't be!!! Industrial subparstar Eddie Entropy has just released a new EP of music! For FREE!  Look, I know what you're thinking, "What? But he just released one a month's not possible! Is it?" Oh yes, IT IS. AND HE HAS! The Teenage Wastebasket Virtual 7"EP is available for free fucking download NOW at
 Featuring a life changing cover of Beck's "Teenage Wastebasket" and the surprise radio hit of the summer "Yours Turly"! The "Teenage Wastebasket EP" has earned its place in the hall of fame with classic summer anthems like the Beach Boys "California Girls" and Jeremih's "Birthday Sex". 

Sunday, July 25, 2010

Forest friends & fiends

The mouse glances down from the owl's talons, catching one final glimpse into the darkness of the woods below. A thousand eyes from more suitable predators stare back.

Our magician's are better

Come now Mr Lee, there's no need to play dumb with me. When it comes to yours turly, I can out snake all y'allz. Haterz best show some RESSSSSPECKT. HISSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

Saturday, July 24, 2010

Best of Eye phone communications

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Friday, July 23, 2010

The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour

There doesn't seem to be much breathing room here. In fact, the walls seem to be getting closer and closer. I just measured the distance between myself and them, it's shrinking. This space is affectionate, but it borders on dangerous. Maybe if I just step outside for a few minutes. Well, the door seems to be locked and the walls are getting even closer now. That's ok, I don't think there was an outside anyways.

In the great north, being crushed to death is considered a rite of passage! The Earth is smothered in wildflowers and my waffles are smothered in whip cream.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Lady Macbeth

Excuse me, miss, is that a ghost in your doorway or are you just happy to see through me? There's a pair of eyes peering out at us between those sheets. Maybe you've got enough evidence to convict. There's so much blood for just two people, will we ever get this off our hands? It's best to throw away your clothes after you commit a crime.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010


You can't keep a good man down, but what about a bad snake?

Sunday, July 18, 2010

Life force leech

Drain, drain, drain. Hello America. Did you hear the news? You and I are the hot new thing! I think you'll find resistance is futile once I've made myself at home. Just sit back, relax and dispose of everything you once cherished. The new way is the only way and it's all about my need to feed.

Saturday, July 17, 2010

Stephen King's "The Dead Zone"

There are spaces in the gulf of Mexico known as dead zones, places no living thing can survive. Reliable sources tell me this is the hot new hang out for summer. With all yours problems you know I'll be dawg paddling my way to destruction.