Sunday, January 31, 2010

Art Appreciation #1


Saturday, January 30, 2010

Leave the lights on

Eddie is going to be out late tonight, so please leave the lights on for him! If you can, hide a key under the door mat and leave a glass of warm milk on the counter for him.  Don't worry though, Ed will not wake you.  In fact, you'll hardly even know he's there.

Friday, January 29, 2010

Day Planner

Hi Friedns! Ever wonder what Eddie Entropy is up to on an average afternoon? Here's my schedule for today. It's a doozy! ^_^

12pm: Wake up.

1pm: Go back to bed

2pm: Sleep all day. Or maybe get up, I don't like to peg myself down when it comes to decisions like this.

3pm: Wander aimlessly in a daze around downtown.

3:45-5pm: Fall asleep by skid row

6pm: Chase rats

7pm: Find a guy sleeping at a bus stop and set him on fired.

7:30pm: Restrain a visible yawn.

8pm: Go to Denny's

8:15pm: Fuck Denny's, GOING HOME.

9pm: Watch "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II:Secret of the Ooze" while eating un-thawed fish sticks. I don't have a microwave to cook anything in though, so that's about as good as it gets for me. :*(

10:30pm: Get drunk.

11pm: Watch Glenn Beck

12am: Go outside and dance in the street for about 20 minutes

12:20am: Go to Denny's and tell them how I really feel about them.

1am: Buy 6 bags of Skrank behind Denny's

1:30am: Steal a dude's socks

2am: Kill a man o_0

3am: Catch a coyote and ride him back to my place.

4:30am-until whenever: Watch Informercials till dawn! This is the fuckin' life YO.

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Banned for life

You know you want to! It's the right thing to do. Don't let Eddie walk all over you and your's! The only solution is to BAN him. The public has a responsibility to stop this inane and ineffectual shtick. You do not want people logging into your life and thinking "Fuck this place, it's populated by morons!". Contact your local authority and DEMAND they ban Eddie, TODAY!

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Glory of Life

Inside the GLORY OF LIFE, there is only one restaurant worthy of my dollar, my knife and my stomach.  Of course this restaurant is Perkins.  What else could it be?  I'd rather sex a skinned cat than eat anywhere other than Perkins.  Have you tried their pancakes?  Yummy!