Friday, October 31, 2008
Thursday, October 30, 2008
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
GOTHIC TO THE MAX!
ITEM! Gothic Legend Eddie Entropy holds a snake over his head! In a daring move, never before attempted by a Gothic Legend, Mr. Edward Entroppy held a snake over his head while netertaining a crowd of amazed spectators.
"I"ve Neve Seen ANYTHING like it before." Saind Alexander Poopfuck, a long time fan of Gothic entertainment. "IT was a snake and it was over his heasd@" said Lily Gothicgirl, a girl who is gothic.
Please tella your frenids and familys know, Gothic Legand Eddie Entropy holds a snake over this head!
Sunday, October 26, 2008
AT LAST FROM THE TOMB OF THE ANCIENT MARINER COMES THE TRUE SON OF SLAM!!!! According to teh Gospuls, Jesus is increased in death on the third day after his crucifixion. THE Gospel of states of Matthew states of power that surges through the dead brain cells bringing life to an apparent angel who approaches the tomb of Jesus and announced his reanimation to Mary through a veil of silence and "a bloody mary" that had arrived to appoint the body. REJOICE MY FRENIDS FOR YOUR EDDIE HAS RETURNEND!!
Saturday, October 25, 2008
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Monday, October 20, 2008
A Frenidshit Poem or Quote is the perfect way to speak your heart out to your dear frenid! As you cherish the golden showers, send frenidshit quotes to celebrate the special dong you share and let your pal know how special he/she/it/that is to you. Click on our beautiful Frenidshit Day Poems n Quotes ecards and send them to make the day a turly memorable one.
Sunday, October 19, 2008
CRAY TOMES WHERE HAD AT THE GRUPND ZERO< EDDIE KEPT HIS NOSE POEWDERED THROUGHOUT HTE NIGHT AND HAD A HOT DANCEFLOOR GROPEFEST WITH A GIRL!Z SHOTS OF PEACH ScHNAPPS WERE DROPPIED LIKE WATer adn the re waaw
Saturday, October 18, 2008
Friday, October 17, 2008
Last night America's telvision lit up with the lights of ture hero's as the nations premiere front runners in one of the longest hardest erection seasons ever exploded onto the screen! Hand in ham, Ron McMahon and Ollie Babcock danced onto the stage to the music of megabucks recording artist "Ciara". The debate was heated with temperatures eclipsing the 98.5 degree mark. McMahon repeatedly invoked the spirit of a dead plumber to curse Babcock's health care plant. "I'm still waiting to hear how much Joe will pay to remove his dead daughter from a clogged septic pipe Senator". Around the forty five minute mark Babcock dropped his pants and pointed his tube snake at McMahon to the howls of a Vegas audience until moderator Andy Richter managed to subdue the problem. Tough topics were dealt with including but not limited to, abortion, birds, water, a truck submerged in wet clay and yesterday. When the sun rose both canidates returned to their coffins. Stay truned to this blog for all your erection converge! Remeber to fote on November 12th!
New sermon from Rev.Last Rite Posted 10/07.
Whoop Whoop Juggalos!
October is here and you know what that means, It is our Anniversary!!!
For 5 years now Juggalo Faith has been spreading the good news, the message that you can have eternal life and how to get to Shangri-La (Heaven).
The message of the cross and of God's love, about the way that he provided for all of us to be with him forever.
Jesus the Christ (Messiah) and how he came to earth to teach us how to live and how to believe by the power of his miracles and the healings he performed.
All you have to do is believe Juggalos, that he was and is the true son of God. and that he died upon the cross to take the death that we all deserved to have upon ourselves, he took the pain from beatings and the shame that we all should bear for the way we live.
Jesus came in our places Ninjas, so all we have to do is remember and believe that and thank him for what he did and ask him to spiritually come into our hearts and we will never face death, just eternal everlasting life with God our Father and Jesus the son in Heaven.
If you want counseling on how to except Jesus by saying the sinner's prayer, email us at Juggalofamily@Juggalofaith.com with "I want to be saved" in the message line and we will talk you through it.
Remember nothing is too big for God to forgive and if you truly mean it in your heart he will forgive you for your sins and you will be saved.
God bless and Keep your Hatchets High Ninjas! Rev.B-Lotus
Watch for a new sermon in a few days from yours truly!
Have you accepted Jesus as your savior yet???, if you want to and don't know how, email us through our contact form.
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Save your servant indeed!