Friday, October 31, 2008

Every Day Is Halloween

Except today.  Today is Otober 31

Oedipus Shmodipus

The complex of mother is a potentially active component of everyone psyche, informed first of all by the experience of the person of the mother, then by the significant contact with the other women and by the collective assumptions. The constellation of complex of mother in the night sky has effects differing in a son or a girl. As a substitute, a super developed eros cripples the sex organs, and this inevitably takes almost an unconscious incestuous relation with the father. The intensified Eros places an abnormal accent on the other personality. The jealousy of the mother and the desire to surpass the heart will interefere with all subsequent businesses dealings.

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Tecknowledgey Delivers


Today, tomorrow or yesterday. In the future your roomate will be eddie entropy. you will be expected to do your fare share around the house. cook, clean, sex, domestic squabbles, narcotics production, applying gothic eye liner to a horse etc. nothing too fancy. eddie will be augmented with a cybernetic claw that can crush cans and close doors from across the room. he will also be wired into the very core of the house and will control everything from micowaves and hair dryers to computers and electric hoozits. When you come home at night eddie will have a steaming hot pair of peppers for your feet and a stainless steel kitchen knife for your chest. flash your whitest smile and activate the happiness chip buried deep within the motherboard. Coming soon to a bed bath and beyond near you!

Scanal Rocks Romeny Campaign

This from the BP News Wire:

ITEM! Repulbican cadnidate for President was confronted with reporters on Wednesday regarding allegations of him and Gothic Entertainer Edddie Entropy "Double Dicking" it. A visibly shaken Romney denied the allegationns and said that whe wasn't shure what "double dicking it" means and if he did therewould be no chance of him ever dong it with Gotheic Superstar Eddie ENtropy as "Eddie's own rod is not ample enough to be able to probery "do it"."

Reporters didn't believe Romnye denial and many pointed and laughed at the unfortunate double phallic micriophone that carried Mit's words. Romeny's running mate Funputer had nothing to add to the converstation, he was turned off.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Gothic Legend Mr. Eddie Intropy Holds Snake Over His Head

This from the BP Wire:

GOTHIC TO THE MAX!

ITEM! Gothic Legend Eddie Entropy holds a snake over his head! In a daring move, never before attempted by a Gothic Legend, Mr. Edward Entroppy held a snake over his head while netertaining a crowd of amazed spectators.

"I"ve Neve Seen ANYTHING like it before." Saind Alexander Poopfuck, a long time fan of Gothic entertainment. "IT was a snake and it was over his heasd@" said Lily Gothicgirl, a girl who is gothic.

Please tella your frenids and familys know, Gothic Legand Eddie Entropy holds a snake over this head!

Mr. Edward Entropy


WHEN Eddie Entropy flies he onbly uses the very best in Heliocoptors. I bet all of you reading this wished that you had the glorious luxury enjoyed by international subparstar Mr. Edward Entropy. Of course this sort of luxury is not meant for people like, it is meant for the elite like Edward. You are a piece of shit and you deserve no transportation outside of a pogo stick. Eddie, howeveer, is great and deserves Harold the Heliocoptor because he's so much the better person. Some day you will die that is not worth forgetting because when you do die you'll leave nothing, not even a memory whereas when Eddie dies he will leave an eternal legand. Kill you and no one cares, Kill Eddie and the world dies with him. Truly yours,
Bilbo Bloggins (the best blogger in middle earth)

Truly


Eddie got some new tunage coming your way, hope you dig the butterfly motif and the hot babe singer. This is the sort of shit that is going to melt your soul and put your heart in heaven baby. Now that Eddie's back, Eddie's better than ever. He be rockin' your world with the tender loving tunage that you all love!!

Sunday, October 26, 2008

HE IZZ RIZZIN!
























































AT LAST FROM THE TOMB OF THE ANCIENT MARINER COMES THE TRUE SON OF SLAM!!!! According to teh Gospuls, Jesus is increased in death on the third day after his crucifixion. THE Gospel of states of Matthew states of power that surges through the dead brain cells bringing life to an apparent angel who approaches the tomb of Jesus and announced his reanimation to Mary through a veil of silence and "a bloody mary" that had arrived to appoint the body.
REJOICE MY FRENIDS FOR YOUR EDDIE HAS RETURNEND!!

Saturday, October 25, 2008

Get out of my house!!

Sometimes it can be difficult to tell when a frenid has overstayed their welcome. If this should be the case your best bet iss alwyas murder. There is nothing worse than an overbearding goff.

Thursday, October 23, 2008

There's nothing to it but to do it!

When faced with unfathomable sadness you know there's only one option. Grab the reigns and move forward not backwards. Eddie promises you will not live to regret it.

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Christian Industrial Light Show

I HOPE THAT NO ONE WILL MAKE FUN OF ME FOR SHOWING YOUR ALL MY MOTS TURE EMOOTIONS AND VEELINGS BUT HERE"S A LITTLE GLIPS INTO THE GLOWING GLOVE COMPRATMENTOF EDDIE"S CHRISTIAN BASSEMNT LIGHT SHOW! ASING THE RAITP OF TEH TURE KINGS OF KINK@!














































Monday, October 20, 2008

Your Favorite Day


A Frenidshit Poem or Quote is the perfect way to speak your heart out to your dear frenid! As you cherish the golden showers, send frenidshit quotes to celebrate the special dong you share and let your pal know how special he/she/it/that is to you. Click on our beautiful Frenidshit Day Poems n Quotes ecards and send them to make the day a turly memorable one.

Being Human

What does it mean to be human?  What a good question that is!  These insightful folks really add something important to that question.  Join me in my desire to deliver a good swift kick to the face of each and every one of these all too human intellectuals!

Story Time



To understand my hatred you must begin to understand me. To understand me you must begin to become me. Come on what are you waiting for?

Sunday, October 19, 2008

We be Cllobbing it (pt eleben)


TEH ULTIMATE DARK INDUSKTRIEL EXPERIENSE!!!

DJ panic did not dissaploint last night when the dancefour stormed to the music of Neela Furtato and the hard beats of Miles Cyrex! Eddie was there, the blackest tightest outfit imaginable stretched to the limits around his musqlar fwame. Dancing up the ladies and salamming down the dinks. Eddie was in prime form when he busted his hip out on the danse floor. New frenids were mad and woman had the setz by sunrise! Ture goths only no poseurs allowed at GZ!

We Be Clunning Ten (the day after the after)



OUTSIDE THE CLUB:::INSIDE THE CLUB::
CRAY TOMES WHERE HAD AT THE GRUPND ZERO<  EDDIE KEPT HIS NOSE POEWDERED THROUGHOUT HTE NIGHT AND HAD A HOT DANCEFLOOR GROPEFEST WITH A GIRL!Z  SHOTS OF PEACH ScHNAPPS WERE DROPPIED LIKE WATer adn the re waaw 

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Gothic Danicn


Ed be down with the dounds of today! Gothic dancing his the formidable power that flows through us all and there is no stopping this brand new youthg mobement!

Friday, October 17, 2008

KANYE CUM BACK

Dude, here's a video of me covering yo' shit, please come back, I'm a real fan!!

Better Debate than Never






Last night America's telvision lit up with the lights of ture hero's as the nations premiere front runners in one of the longest hardest erection seasons ever exploded onto the screen! Hand in ham, Ron McMahon and Ollie Babcock danced onto the stage to the music of megabucks recording artist "Ciara". The debate was heated with temperatures eclipsing the 98.5 degree mark. McMahon repeatedly invoked the spirit of a dead plumber to curse Babcock's health care plant. "I'm still waiting to hear how much Joe will pay to remove his dead daughter from a clogged septic pipe Senator". Around the forty five minute mark Babcock dropped his pants and pointed his tube snake at McMahon to the howls of a Vegas audience until moderator Andy Richter managed to subdue the problem. Tough topics were dealt with including but not limited to, abortion, birds, water, a truck submerged in wet clay and yesterday. When the sun rose both canidates returned to their coffins. Stay truned to this blog for all your erection converge! Remeber to fote on November 12th!

Juggalo of Faith


New sermon from Rev.Last Rite Posted 10/07.

Whoop Whoop Juggalos!


October is here and you know what that means, It is our Anniversary!!!

For 5 years now Juggalo Faith has been spreading the good news, the message that you can have eternal life and how to get to Shangri-La (Heaven).


The message of the cross and of God's love, about the way that he provided for all of us to be with him forever.


Jesus the Christ (Messiah) and how he came to earth to teach us how to live and how to believe by the power of his miracles and the healings he performed.

All you have to do is believe Juggalos, that he was and is the true son of God. and that he died upon the cross to take the death that we all deserved to have upon ourselves, he took the pain from beatings and the shame that we all should bear for the way we live.



Jesus came in our places Ninjas, so all we have to do is remember and believe that and thank him for what he did and ask him to spiritually come into our hearts and we will never face death, just eternal everlasting life with God our Father and Jesus the son in Heaven.



If you want counseling on how to except Jesus by saying the sinner's prayer, email us at Juggalofamily@Juggalofaith.com with "I want to be saved" in the message line and we will talk you through it.



Remember nothing is too big for God to forgive and if you truly mean it in your heart he will forgive you for your sins and you will be saved.



God bless and Keep your Hatchets High Ninjas! Rev.B-Lotus



Watch for a new sermon in a few days from yours truly!


Have you accepted Jesus as your savior yet???, if you want to and don't know how, email us through our contact form.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Eddie's Crossroads

Sometimes you don't know what to do next. It's not clear where you're supposed to go from here and you're too scared to make a decission. The clues are cryptic and the brain is clouded. In these times the only answer seems to be to put things off for another day. As Glen Yarborough once said "Leave tomorrow till it comes". But how long can we put off living? A month, a year, a decade? Next time you turn the key please consider the next step.



Cyberplunk - a dark historie of the futrue!

THE FUTRUE WILL NOT BE SAFE. You will be washed at all times by an unseen plower hungry governet that oppweses the pepow. No one is safe! This is my vision of the dark cyberpostaploptamaglowberzerk futrue my frenids!




Save your servant indeed!

Eddie Entropy's new Bike!


Dudes, I got the rockinest new bike ever! Eat my dust as I haul ass through town!! I've never been more happy than I am now with my new bike, so please guys no rude comments!

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

CYBERPUNKS IS THE FUTRUE!!!

Hey guys, thought you might dig this "behind the scenes" shot from my cu[bergunk multi-media project!


CYBERPUNK AS FUCK WE"RE BRINGING OUR MEESSAGE TO DISSATISFRIED YOUTH CULTRUE AND THERE WILL BE NO STOPPING US!!!

Undustiral Cyberpunk

Hi guys, I'm working on a new concept album. It's a dark cyperpunk take on the direction our society is headed in. A cautionary tale for futrue generations to show their children. My cyberdark future will have the image of a gentically enhammed angel spreading it's tits and biomechlamical wings over a futur goth city striaght out of George Gibson's ninteen eighty!

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