Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Thanks for dropping by!

T3H VISIDOORS LEAVE BEHIND PART OF THEM WITH US MY FRENS! NEVER FORGOT!

We Come in Peace America!

CITISENS OF AMERICA, YOUR EDDIE HAS BEEN SPOKEN TO THE ALIENS AND HE IS MASSAGE OF THE FUTRUE!  LISTEN TO TEH WORDS SPOKEN AND YOU"LL HEAR GREAT THINGAS ABOUT HOW THE ALIENS ARE HEAR FOR PIECE AND THEY DON"T WANT TO EAT BRAINS, THEY WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT "YES YOU CAN" BE A PART OF THE UNIVERSE"S COMMINITY!  OUR EATRHPEOPLE LIGHT CAN SHINE BRIGHT TO ALL STARS IN THE UNIVERSE AND THE ASLIENS WILL HELPS US IN OUR GRWOTHS!  OPEN YOUR HEARTS!!


Aliens Say Their Sorry


Teh visidoors have told me that they are sorry for what they did to your head last night.  It was unkind to poison your french toast muffin and they promise not to do it again.  Please know that they have time on their side so they dont need to say sorry unless they realy mean it!

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Go for the gold!!!



Set it loose! Free frrom the shackles and chains of reality your's is Eddie will never confess to what is not so open your doors and watch as he smashes your world apart! With the Visidoors on his side teh Ed does not care who makes way with the valuable china and the glass cabinets as he reshapes everything in his path with the Alien power of the adjusted attitude and the new day for the better change we can believe in!

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Vacation

A shimmering portal appears in the woods. A wounded Alien that looks like a giant owl falls out of it. I cradle the alien in my arms and take him back to my parents house. I nurse the Alien back to health and he promises to work for me. More Aliens come out of the portal and these ones are bent on world domination. They act like drunk soccer hooligans. They launch an attack on my parents house. The Alien I rescued agrees to help me defend the house from the invaders. The Alien has a voice full of calm and sounds like Leonard Nimoy. We go around and lock all the doors to the house. I go to lock the backdoor and see a mob of aliens running in terror from a frog. They see me looking out the backdoor and run up to the house. They all cram into the back hallway.

I close the door to the back hall and feel them all pressing against it, shouting and screaming. My Alien friend comes over and tells me not to worry. He uses his powers to make all of the aliens trapped in the back hall explode. We open the door and see the walls covered in chunks of flesh and dripping blood. We win. It ends with us down by the river at dusk. The Alien sculpts a pile of rocks into a large battle ship using trading cards like a palette knife. He speaks wistfully about how he should have whatever he wants. We talk about the color of the sky while Tim Hecker music plays. In the distance the Disney Castle lights up the evening sky.

Friday, June 26, 2009

In Memoriam (pt tomb)

People of Earth. DO not panic. You're king of pop, Hugh Jackman, is not dead. He has been recalled to serve in the entertainment division of the Visidoors massive galactic empire. Please look for him in the night sky as you face the void.

Conversation overheard in a restaurant

"I was driving through the country when I saw these glowing lights in the distance. I thought they were head lights. This was out in the middle of nowhere, so you know, what else are they gonna be? But then when I got closer I saw there were numerous lights, rotating in a circle. Then they began to rise."













IT NOT A COINKYDINK MY FRENDS. IS THE WAY OF THE UNIVEARTH.

Monday, June 22, 2009

Joke encounters of the practical kind

These aliien invators have the special power of comedy under the astral belt! With the synchronizing of events in a way totally off beat to discover the outrageous chuckles in almost everything! With the laughter eventually comes the tears and with the tears eventually comes a new dawn.














Despite the whoopee cushions and rubber chickens, your's Eddie remains ever hopeful in crisis times that t3h visidoors will be working together to achieve the very best for both worlds! (YOU BETTER!!!!)

Who's watching whom?



Forget me not's

When your spacecraft blasts off this dirt ball PLEASE to not be forgetting t3h ED who was helfping with your plans on Erth all this time! Even if you do frame him for crimes he does not commit through the comedy of error he still has the undercooked spot for you and will always remain yours turly.


Sunday, June 21, 2009

Aleins Stole My Sandwiches!

WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IAS HOW DID THE AsLEINS KNOW WHERE I"D HIDED MY SANDWISH?? IT WOULD HAVE TASTED SO GOOD IF THE VISIDOORS HADN"T EATEN IT UP WHEN I WASN"T LOOKING,, I MAYBE SHOULD HATE ALEINS AGIN!!

Friday, June 19, 2009

Don't you laugh when the hearse goes by!

Don't you laugh, damn you, don't you laugh.


These Aelians think it is funny but we know that we will be back on top in know time and will force the good vibrations from the doubt and the fear that plague the solar system!

Night Visidoors



You the Shell recognized, "The means of responsible communication that cover would begin when these persons really produce a believable analysis of the baby DNA".

The problem is more distant aggravated, You the Shell said, by the religious state of the Raelians. "We in the means of communication never well we know as manipulate religion like a history. It is a subject incredibly loaded but important. As bad a work as we do cover traditional religions like institutions, we do even worse when it comes treat belief. In the Raelians, you received a strange marriage of belief and public relations, and when adds in sex, babies cloned and flying saucers, you receive a history that is lamentable, but obviously irresistible to many journalists.


Thursday, June 18, 2009

Star Power!

WOW!


Eddie is really living it up here with the aliens! The hope is here for the positive change Borak Oblama promised on November 12th. With the hugs and warmth of intergalactic friendship come the positive changes in the shape and history of times! Wow!

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Pimp My Alien Ride

CHECK THIS SHIT OUT, EDDIES GOT A NEW RIDE AND SOME EXTRA EYES TOO! THIS ABDUCTION SHIT IS WORKING OUT PRETTY WELL FOR TEH EDSTER!

The Same Eyes

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?! HUH? HUH!?

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Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Abducted

The end of the night is literally a blank and in it's place they left a black hole.



No thanks to the foreign ones for stealing all the hope from the dreams! Please to be using the power of change for good not evil.

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Raw Deal

Banned from locations favorite due to a setup by aliens!


Alien Invaders meddling with affaiirs on Earth have created the unhealthy environment of bodily harm due to their interference with the people who see whats not there is worse than even your's humbble Eddie would be doing!



Gentile readers of this blagojevich, please rally behind Ed in the face of insurmountable alien presshure and show your support for his kind and beneviolent ways!

Friday, June 12, 2009

Last night's party (pt 611)

The Aliens showed up with their "change you can't believe in" platform last night and wreaked havoc by bringing equal parts excitement and despair to the evening. You'd think the sheer energy from point A would be enough to cancel out the miserable aspects of point B. But point B is SO miserable that it simply can't B ignored. Who pulls this kind of stunt? The Aliens. They come at you offering the promise of a new day change with the hopes and dreams but the twist is just enough to suit their own nefarious plans.



A little bird told me the Aliens are freezing people alive and transporting them back to their home world for food. Pass it on.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Galactic Treaty 7X921A


It is difficult to trust the Foreign ones when they continue to alter the details of the contract. With the change comes the responsibility. The Foreign ones have a responsibility to the same humans they think are inferior. In turn we have a responsibility to be hospitable hosts to them while they make arrangements on our planet. But we don't have to put up with being treated like second class citizens.


When these Aliens rudely commandeer your home to spy on your neighbors, remind them that they are guests on your planet and should therefore act accordingly to our treasured Olympic values.

Hilter Was An Alien form Ooter Space!!

ITEM: OMG It is ture! The Hilter was alien from outer space! All your evil were seeds of alien darkness come to rid earth of the human infection. He was only stooped because of American's anti-alien death rays! The turth is hard to swallow, but knowing what is really real will help you integrate the world into your eyes as a full human being and not a watery grave.


Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Change you can't believe in

You can't change someone's mind, you can't move the planets and you can't change the stars so why bother doing anything?

Monday, June 8, 2009

Us versus Them

All around us we find alien agents of destructive change have infiltrated the human race. They slip between our fingers when we wash our hands and they spread themselves across our toast every morning. What do these beings have in store for us? Is this the positive force of change you've been hoping for? Or is this just a swift kick to your throat from outer fucking space.

Homo Sapiens

"Homo sapiens. What an inventive, invincible species. It's only a few million years since they crawled up out of the mud and learned to walk. Puny, defenceless bipeds. They've survived flood, famine and plague. They've survived cosmic wars and holocausts. And now, here they are, out among the stars, waiting to begin a new life. Ready to outsit eternity. They're indomitable."


FUCK DOCTOR WHO,,, I HATE TEH HOMMO SPANiEN!! DEATH TO BIDPEDS!!!

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Friday, June 5, 2009

We Are The Aliens



PLEASE TO BE MAKING THE LEAP OF FACE. WE ARE ALREADY ON THE OTHER SIDE ORDER, WAITING FOR YOU TO JOIN USE. OUR MESSAGE IS THAT OV LOV. LOV AND EMBRAITH THE NEW FACE.

Here Are The Aliens

LOVE IS WHAT THE ALIENS BRING WITH US! WITHOUTING THE LOVE THERE CAN BE NO OTHERS AND THIS IS TURE FOR ALMOST EVERYONE. YOUR OWNE HOPES AND DREAMS CANNOT BE GILLED LIKE FISH WITHOUT HE POWER OF LOVER!

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Destroyer of the Evil Spirits

In the world of evil spirits, there is a black goddess who will reside over the death of all things and keeps the evil at bay. In a world where nothing makes any sense, the sounds of pounding drums, strange industrial sound effects and 60s TV vocal effects merge into a mass of chaos eruption that swears to keep it all away. This is for every human being alive and for most of those who've passed.

Monday, June 1, 2009

The Sexiast Sets (pt Sex)

Самая горячая подборка порева. 200 гигов в 69 категориях = 8


Эти тёлки хотят жесткого секса. 200 гигов порно видео в 69 категориях!
Отличное качество.
большое количество частных интимных фильмов ;)
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