Active Seniors Choose Eddie

Cougars are in vogue now! Modenr day society tells us no longer is it simply Humbert vs Lo! Now Grandma has her day too as a prowling great cat devouring all children who cross her den.

Eddie is aproaching this fad with cautious optimism! He has been seen lurking under the windows of the retirment home serenading the elderly with his hot new tracks. Because there is no such thing as TOO old Eddie also finds himself strutting around the local morgue looking for his next date!

Give and take

Eddie is seen here taking where others are giving. He is known for being a rude asshole sometimes and this instance (captured via sattelite from a remote location outside of the Phillipines) is no exception.

However, Eddie has earned this right by being everything you wish you could be! There is no stopping a winner from claiming all that is rightfully his. And make not the mistake, Ed is a winner every thyme.

Don't Fuck with a WINNER

there ARE a lot of reasons to boe down before Eddie but the biggest reason is, no doubt, that EDIIDE IS A MOHTERFUCKING WINNE!!! Don't fuck with a winner my frenids, the results will bring you down.

Belief Systems (pt 2)

When the selfish desire to prove we are alive overrides our ability to treat others with respect we find ourselves trapped in a cycle of self consumption which leads to our destruction.

Belief Systems (pt 1)

I can't believe it! You can't believe it! None of us will ever believe it. So it isn't! Fuck you! Stop pretending it is and get over yourself!

Concept vs Execution

Use caution with the application of hopes and desires in a public forum? Is this a business model that meets your approval? Sometimes unseen forces are listening very closely off stage left.

Club Life

It is hard work dancing all night in a club while drinking two bottlers of whiskay and shooting up skrank. You can't do it. This is where Eddie comes in. You see HE CAN! YES WE CAN!!! Ed is to be doing the things you only wish you could do in ways you have never even dreamed of!

BE SURE TO SAY "HOW ARE TO HEY!" TO EDDIE WHEN HE HITS THE FLOOR AND BRING A BUCKET VOMIT TO HIS SHOES AS HE IS THE DANCING MANIAC OF 2006!

The hammer party

With the internet online now the ability to share a cherished memory (?) is now easier than never. Capture precious moments (from someone else) and ruin them! Put it in new tubes and watch the numbers fly! You can accomplish anything!!

Tape Trading Time

THREE GUYS KNOW HOW TO HAVE A GOOD TIME. COME ALONG WITH EDDIE TO JOIN A JAMBORIE!

The way it was

We are now seeing broad agreement thanks to the work that was done over the last few days. So? So what? Maybe we still have a few issues to work out. What's remarkable at this point is not how far we have left to go -- it's how far we have already come.

Messages Mixed

The crow is not telling you what to do, he's telling you what you're doing.

DO WHAT YOU'RE TOLD!

For entertainment purposes only

New-S can be fun and interesting when the facts are distorted beyond recognition for entertainment purposes. Sometimes we get bored and the only way to keep ourselves from dying is to pull apart skulls like taffy in front of our friends.

Please keep these things in mind when tuning in the out.

No one harms me with impunity (redux)

Take note haterz.

Unrepentant to the last breath, the fiend still speaks.

EDDIE IS INNOCENT

EDDIE IS JUST A MIRROR THAT REFLECTS YOU! SO GO AHEAD. ACCOST HIM, SCREAM AT HIM, JuDGe HIM, PULL HIM INTO YOUR RIP TIDE OF SWILL & DESPAIR! Blame him for all the evils of the world. But remember, ONE DAY YOU WILL HAVE TO JUDGE YOURSELVES AND THE LIE THAT YOU LIVE IN.

Dance Dance Revolution

Attenshun loyal readers: Eddie Entropy will be at your club tonight.

We are sorry for this inconvenience. Please leave a glass of warm milk and a mound of cocaine for him under the tree.

It's not personal at all (pt threee)

Are you certain? Sometimes it's hard to believe its not. But it isn't? Or is it. You seem to be confused. Who knows.

If I try not to walk beyond limits, hiis personal step will be close behind. Well?

Rising fuel costs

In these times of economic crississt it can be difficult to get by. This is why we all need a ture friend we can count on. SkranK.

Shoot it up, snort it, smoke it. SkranK is awlays beeing there for your's Eddii! When the thoughts turn to snuffing out t3h candles of lifes the smell of freshly ground Skrank is the only thing bringing your's turly back to solid ground!

Danseing with Eddie (part thee)

Is it that time again fellowe creechurs of t3h nite? Embrace thee oppressive heat and put on your best funeral clothes. You will soon be duncing arm and arm with amerfercas namber won ubdusstrial whosix feet udder!

Friennds are forever

Pullup a chare and relax!
You are among frineds here on this blogg.

Thinking of you on a Sumday afternune. Please make yourselfes at home and bring your bust attitude to the table. No haterz allowed!

Owl at home (pt 2)

SPONSOR FROM OUR MESSAGE?

Generation Gap

Is it my fault that your children do what you do? What about your children? You say there are just a few? There are many, many more, coming in the same direction. They are running in the streets-and they are coming right at you!

Owl at home (pt1)

1. Spoons that have fallen behind the stove and are never seen again.

2. Pencils that are too short to use.

3. Mornings nobody saw because everybody was sleeping.

Stay down motherfucker

Boo hoo hoo! Sometimes nothing happens and nothing changes no matter how much you wish it would and you just have to accept that and stay in your place. Even if that place is a sealed coffin six feet under the ground! LOL my frenids.

Black hole baby

It's hard work living in the void! The black hole, she is a quiet lover. With the surrounding of silence on all sides the thoughts often turn to simply exiting stage right.

It's not personal at all (ptt 2oo)

It's too bad we don't all haft the courage like this mother to do what we have to do to protect our emotions from meddling fucktards. In the futrue, please, just say what you mean and say it mean. Your's Eddie is no exception. Trust in it, it will be better for everyone.

Wasted Life

Everything is so rapid in city life-coming fast, leaving fast. Life is enmeshed with joy and sorrow, always a mixture of sentiments. Flowers grow and wilt, things rise and fall. How many earth-shattering events happen in our lives? More or less everything is like a speck of dust: no matter whether in life or death, love or desire, gratitude or resentment, friendship or enmity, when you look back they're all just trivial matters.

In the end, these things are little more than jokes played by God on humans. Some love stories may end in misunderstandings, and some start from misunderstandings. In our lives, these trivial matters that make us laugh or cry and are constantly interrupting us.

Love that comes, goes and then comes again is always unexpected. There are always many different stories around us. No matter how much the people involved may cry to the heavens or bash their heads on the ground in anguish, to everyone else in the world these are merely trivial matters.

This message is confusing

People say it doesn't make enough cents. What good is it if you can't understand? It appears to be straight forward but the actions climb backwards. It's ok to communicate as long as the interest is not there? Kindness is returned with teh stiff glance and the emotion that once was is now not? How do you mean? With the history of a confirmed scenario comes the sense of security which no longer is??? This scenario causes the rotation of the head of your Eddii!

Look.

Let's try to get this straight. Some people are having a hard time following you.

Don't beet around the bush!

It's not personal at all (pt 1n)

Sometimes we say things we don't really mean. Other times teh aliens steal our memory! In the process we are trampling on the ture emotions of others. Oops, you cannot take it back! T3h Ed feels for you, he has been there my frenids! There is nevor any eesy way out. But you are creatif, I'm sure you'll think of something...

Way 2 Go!

EPIC FAIL

IndepenDANCE Eve

YOU WILL be SURE TO SEE the FireJerks FLY tonight as t3h ED SNORkS THE SKRANK AND BREAKS TEH HEARTS AT THE BUNKBED! MAKE ROOM FOR the SCenes Original ZERO as he dunces HIS WAY INTO YOUR SOUL??!!! FUck it! With TEH ED TOSSING BLACK THE Shirley TEMPLESAND THE BIRTH of the NASHUN, THERE IS BOWND TO BE enuff EneRGY to fuel the]\\ misshun of change you can belieffin!

Declaration of Independence

With the stars and sights approaching it is time for celebrating all the things making great the nation for others to disrespect.

Twith the Alien menace gone you and I both breath an easier pace while the black sow of change looms forward destroying the red, white and blue pie cooling on the window sill!