Tonight

Eddie will sing like a canary tonight on All Hallow's Eve!

Are You Ready to EXERCISE???

EXERCISE is the HOT NEW FAD and Eddie is RIGHT THERE IN IT!

Put on your SWEAT BANDS and LYCRA and get ready to...

WORK IT!

eddie's out

and my ladand thday and it is not like I haven't be
rt I see you goihng to other websites, reading oth ther blogs and it is time for me to tell you that this has got t ostop.  YOUR EDDIE is the only blog that you will ever neeed!  Any news or views or opinioins or sexual content that you could ever want is always offered here on www.edentropy.blogspot.com and I cannot imagine why anyone would ever choose to visit any other site on the web.  I can b a giving guy and I can open up my ears to a whole lots of other views buithis is not coool and it has to stop. OK baby?   It'snot lve not been there for you when you needed me its just that I have ownershop of your every waking moment and I am so sad when you try to resist the inveitable.  It hurts me because I love you does that make sense to you?  It hurts me because I  feel so much does that make sense?  It hurts me because In my abolute control I am also vulnerable.  Does that make sense to you ????  Does any of this make sense to anyone at all or are you all so ignorant and stuff that you cant even imagine what it must be like for your poor Eddie waiting for you to write the words, to speak the words, to live the sort of life to give me life.  I'm like a dipshit Pinnochio and I'm waiting for your time at the cobbler's bench to turn me into a real boy but something tells me that that time is never going to come.  I live Shakopee and that is a lie,.  I don't live in Shakopee I don't even live at all.  Why don't you just open your eyes to your errant son and gtive him some space to move around in?????  Why do the city counciltry to keep me caged in ????   I can see the sort of plans that they have for me and it is so not cool. There are days when I read your comic book and get ideas about how I'm supposed to behave.  There are times in which I read your comics and get ideas about how I am supposed to behave.  Ther eare times taht I read your comic books aqnd get ideas about how I am suppposed to behave.  There are times in which I read your comic abookds and get ideas about how I am supposed to behave.  Maybe it is the drug and alocohol or maybe it is the light ainside the heart when it opens uopp  to dark matter or maybe it is the relation that I have created with the various demons but whatever it is it is alive today and Eddie is out now and he is on the prowl and it is time to take the lives of those who made me and turn them on their ears!!!  Eddie's laughter is the laugher of a bastard son given over to his own revenge fantasy and Eddie's laughter is the laughter of someone who has found a doorway to the execution of his revenge.  THumper was a bunny and Thumper used to be my name when I was involved in the gang.  When I would take acid my left leg would begin to move involutarily and when I would get in a fight I was never afraid to thump them on the head.  I was always thumper to the people who loved and feared me I was never Eddie and I was never any other name underneath.  It is interesting when you wear a name for long enough, a name like Thumper or Eddie, the name begins to become you - if only on special nights.  Give me a little hope and I will give you the keys to the kingdom.  Give me a chance for regular contact and I will give you the stars in the sky and all the gold in heaven.  Give me just one chance and I will lay here on the floor with blood pouring out my eyes covered in the dust of the bones of the skulls who fucked through the night in a fury of explosion of fucking intensity, I am the only one who will ever get the chance to see it for what it is worth.  I am never untold, I am never unseen, I am never anyone other thatn the face staring out at you and me and through the eyes of the millions nad through the yes of a few I am so much bigger than any of you can imagine and the sort of power that I hold is so much more than any of you could ever imagine and maybe it's cute and funny or maybe there is something real and fierce and hungry underneath the funny and maybe that's all there is to it.

Eddie Halowein Custume!! =) =) =)

Here is the cute costume that I will be wearing tomorrow for Halloween Party at Ground Zero!!  I'm going to get girls crazy wearing this shit dude!!

Nearsighted

Oh honey, you got dreams that go as far as the short end of the stick. If you wanna drown at sea I've got a boat I can sell you.

Keep ON (I got this feelin')

You gotta keep on pushin'

It's the middle east work ethic that keeps us keepin' on

You gotta keep on pushin'

There is no day like tomorrow to get your head run over with a truck.

No Days Off

Even when Eddie thinks he's got a day free to work at home the carrion crawler of bullshit slips in underneath the door and steals his security from him. It is with a tear in his eye that he shrivels into a fetus and shits out the last of his resolve.

Demonic Injection

Please play these videos together to unlock the relationship between demonic possessor and possesse!

Going out of my Ed!

Listen baby, you know I love you, but every relationship needs boundaries! I think it would be healthy for us to have a little space. The weekends not for we, I need some room to be me, you see? I knows you know what I know is the means to be mean, you see? We sea eye to eye on this one babe!

Sometimes I Hate

HEY!  It's important for you to get the numbers you need to slide into the pit of despair!  Hit the books hard and you may become an important piece of the protozoic slime!!!  Be sure to get down with the hooks and nylons, there's only one opportunity to give them your soul 'cuz once it's gone you're out a job!!

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I had an idea yesterday that maybe I could make a motorboat out of thin air.  It didn't work.

Shit Yeahs!

Pressure Cooker

FUCK THE PRESSURE!!!!!!

On The Cusp of a Reunion with an Old Friend

Halloweiner Custum!

HEY ladies, Eddie is open for business this Hallowween with the sort of costum that will make him a hit at the adult parties that he goes into!  Yes, it's mature audiences only for the Ed these days and his sexin' gonna be the talk of the whole town of Shakopee!  Limp dicks need not apply!

Food you!

NO. IT TAKES A REAL MAN LIKE ED TO OPEN IT YOU WHORE.

You and Eddie, together forever

The Core

It seems, as of late, that your's Eddie is to be sexing slags almost every day in every possible way! At all hours, at all times, slags are being banged by your favorite (?) ubdustrial subparstar in front of an alley full of rats? Truth. Resisting Eddie is not an option when your moral compass is broken and your will power is powerless, spread it and let Ed in! 

Slums of the heart

Pull black that blue day and lay chest out with open soaring higher now showing: "the wear and the tear". The years have been unkind to this ol' ticker! You're not a machine, but real flesh and blood. Oh baby. When you're all out of love and the spark has died out, there's no place left to turn but the slums of the heart.

A bathtub full of cum

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Reel Zero Worsip: The Action Movie!!

Whorshop The Xero: Real Movie Action!!

Eddie's Fred

Now I get it. Now I understand. 

Things were unclear for a while there. Thank goodness we got all that straightened out! Still, the exact nature of dark energy is a matter of speculation.  We all know it's very homogeneous, not very dense and is not known to interact through any of the fundamental forces other than gravity. 

Freddy's Ed

 Huh? What the fuck do you mean? Is that supposed to mean something to me? Where there's confusion there's some truth so hopefully you can figure out what you're talking about and meet me back here to explain exactly what it is you're trying to get at? 

He hast risten

A beautiful occation has arisen everyone! The second coming starts in a bag of delicious puffed up cheese to separate the ture believers from the phonies! Show your troo colors (orange and black) and worship his!

Eddie is hungry for lunch!

 Soemtimes yours Eddie can simply not stand the time between meels! Some say he has a problem but not his. Do not say that Eddie has an eeting disorder as it is clear that he does not. How would you like someone to come into your home and tell you how fat you are while you are starving? You would not like it. Please send canned food to this blog so Eddie does not starve to death.

New Plans

Eddie's has his? Have you have your's?

Plotting for the future can lead to a stimulating present when the opportunity presents itself to strike next. 

Speechless

What's left to say? It's best left unsaid. When the closet door bursts open spilling bones everywhere in front of family and friends you find yourself the latest victim of the ultimate social faux pas! Loose lips sink ships, tight lips rot guts, choose the form of the destroyer. 

It's your funeral

The special one thanks for the embraces and of the lips intertwined and the celebrations all around to help the one cheated on obtain this place is on the line. your the better friend NEVER. 

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How to say "FUCK YOU" en espanol!

The Stinkiest Rascal Ever!

Richard Samuel McCroskey is a veteran rapper of 20 years in the underground "Horrorcore" genre.  He sang off the hook shit about cutting people into pieces.  Now he's actually doing it! The crime scene horrifies the police who are not to describe it even, saying only that the victims are dead from subjection to "the real hard shit".  After the murders, the tow truck driver Elton Napier got a nose full of McCroskey adding: "That was the stinkiest rascal I've ever smelled."

COUGARS!! BIG GAME!! HOT FUCKING DAMN!!

Eddie got his dick stuck in a football...  :(

Infant Suicide Rate Is Up 235%

THOSE LITTLE BABIES JUST CANNOT TAKE IT ANY MORE. 


In the news I read about how infant suicide rate is at an all time high and it makes my heart cry!  We need to say NO to the excessive violence in shows like Teletubbies and Barney.  We need to demand that Raffi take his suicide-inspiring bananaphone music to some other country's cribs!  I don't know about Iran, but here in America we've had ENOUGH of the baby suicide!

Synonyms for Satan

Do your sims know the reason why they were created? It is to worship and honor God and a great place to worship God is online. There will always be someone here to encourage your sims and help them grow in their faith. Digitally confess your sins. Double click on a baby to baptize them. Join the chat sessions for an orgy every Sunday morning at 9. The possibilities are without limits when it is a matter to limit the limitations of simulated life. 

Downandup removal tool

The removal tool is an imaginary face that embodies all humanity, a head or a body, that observes some cultural funds typically perceived in the brilliant disc of the full moon.  The face is composed from the dark sectors (the lunar effect manifested in homicides, or the "seas" turning against man) and the country of lighter mountains of the lunar surface. 

Moon full overload

Brilliant orb spills out contaminated light down city side streets causing a "lunar effect."   
They fall apart, you look at them closely. All lunar-effect claims, a study of homicides in Dade County, Florida claimed to have found there was an upsurge in killings in the 24 hours before and after the full moon.

Fear up, Ego Down

Human Rights Watch posted  brief first-person accounts of detainees released from a secret prison in Afghanistan, many of whom asserted that part of their experience included being held in a pitch-black space and forced to listen to music that they described, variously,  as “unbearably loud”, “infidel”, or “Western”. The same posting included the account of Guantanamo prisoner Benyan Mohammed, an Ethiopian who had lived in Britain, and who had been forced to listen to music by Eddie (Entropy) and co-conspirator Crackers & Cheese for twenty days before the music was replaced by “horrible ghost laughter and Halloween sounds.” which is believed to be track 2 off Ed's new album. 

Private Lies

Oh what a tangled web Ed weaves when he leads to decieve! The covering up of the bloody footprints, the burning of the polaroids, the disposal of the evidence. But the odds are more than even when stacked against your's turly! How will he get himself out of this one? Tune in next time for more exciting adventures in misinformation.

Who's Your Father?

Eddie is known to be father too! Look light in the life's eyes of Tiger and squeal with joy for Dad!