Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Good Riddance

Death March

There is a time for dancing as the Death March comes to a close. Parties are a natural way to relieve the sort of tension that goes with living inside a space of dread. Saint Patrick is a real and malevolant force and his thirst for blood knows no barriers. Your own days are numbered, but Saint Patrick wants that number to be in the single digit if you're a frenid to the snake. Dancing daze away as the month-long curse from the Isle of Doom comes to it's annual close. Tune in again next year for more pain and decay.

Sunday, March 29, 2009

CITY LIFE 2: DREAM WARRIORS

EDDIE HAS HIS FINGER ON THE PULSE OF THE CITY. THE DIAGNOSIS IS DISAPPOINTING.

Teaser wounds

I am as all the others that I feel all alone they Will Do never sees I touch lives of everyone around me I dream it happier time I am as all the others I understand that the people are different that I hope all the others will see that I try to be the better one I can be
I am as all the others

Charles Caster the seventh degree 1996

School Concert

Put your dreams in the cupboard next to the ironing board. Your clothes are wrinkled and you need to look your best for the school concert.

CITY LIFE

EDDIE HAS HIS STAMP ON THE CITY, CHOOSE YOUR OWN VENTURA!

You Are What You Will

what you will do is what you are doing, your own day will come and go as easy as the sun will shine no more. the answer you seek is just under your feet, six feet under in fact.

Monday, March 23, 2009

Meet you on the other side!



These mathematical one on three models glimpse dimensions moving light and sound is something that the hand of god wills allow data travel the sensation that there always is deep something in you?

Thursday, March 19, 2009

In Memoriam

Never Forget.

natasha richardson

"I wake up every morning feeling lucky — which is driven by fear, no doubt, since I know it could all go away," she told The Daily Telegraph newspaper in 2003.

Things to take With you

Things to bring home from a Lost Empire:
  • Goat Check
  • Trial and Error
  • Crackers
  • Dutiful Deputy
  • Spelling
  • Hot Ham and Cheese
  • Dual Indentity


on the runway

"I hope you know what you're getting yourself in for." she told me. Her smile was cold and unappealing. I knew then exactly what I had to do.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Dead Man Walking

I died three years ago last night.  I've been walking and running and standing still on one leg ever since.

Monday, March 16, 2009

Three Years on Thursday

One....

Two.....

Three.......


I walk towards the house and notice an enormous chameleon in the grass.

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Interactive lifestyles

When overwhelmed with choices succumb to fear in the decisions presented to you.



The types of endings that your life may feature:

* At least one, but often several, endings depicting a highly desired resolution, often involving uncovering a handsome monetary reward.
* Endings that result in the death of the protagonist, companions of the main character or both, or other very negative endings, because of a fatal choice made in life.
* Other endings that may be either satisfactory (but not the most desired ending) or unsatisfactory (but not totally bad).
* Sometimes we are presented with too many choices and every answer is a dead end. In these situations it is best to die and start over.

Saturday, March 14, 2009

In her shadow

Living up to the expectations of others is a tough act to follow. Solve these problems by expecting less from yourself and your loved ones.
Remember "You get back what you put out."
Is it advice or a warning?
It's up to you!

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Message from our sponsor 2

CAST THE HOOK INTO YOUR EYE AND REEL IN THE WISH. DISGUSTING, DOWN TIME IN THE FUTURE> ONE DAY THEY WILL KISS LIKE US??

Of horses...

There is a one in four chance that your horse will speak. A horse has a hard eye when something is bothering it. The animal has four hooves with a long face, a substantial body, and quickly reduced legs. This is the primary mount for the magician.

Monday, March 9, 2009

Grave Robbers

One man's trash is another man's treasure!

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Won't you join us?

You are invited!
Friday, March 6, 2009
7:00pm - 10:00pm
J & S Bean Factory
1518 Randolph Ave
Saint Paul, MN

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Surviving the digital transition

Receiving signal
Completing switch over from analog to digital signal
Ready to receive...
Receiving...
Received. Can I return this?
No.
Digesting.
Giving up.
Have a miserable day.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Destroy your phone

As text messaging has boomed in recent years, it has also given rise to so-called "textual harassment." Text messages antagonize recipients in a way that is not easily ignored: Most people are never far from their cell phones, and the gadgets tend to blink and chirp until unopened messages are acknowledged. Adding another sting, the victims are often charged by their cell phone companies for receiving the messages.

A study of stalking by the U.S. Justice Department's Bureau of Justice Statistics released last month confirmed that stalking by texting has become a pervasive problem.

The report found 23 percent of stalking or harassment victims reported in 2006 that the stalker had used some form of cyberstalking, such as cell phone texting or e-mail, to harass them. It was the agency's first measure of the emerging practice, said Katrina Baum, one of the study's authors.

"Technology has become a quick and easy way for stalkers to monitor and harass their victims," the report said.

And unless calling plans include unlimited texting, recipients are charged an average of 20 cents for each message sent or received, wanted or not.

Monday, March 2, 2009

Email is a disease

Hey,

How about Tuesday at 12pm?
-Richard

Sounds good, see you on Tuesday.
-Ned

great. looking forward to it.
-Richard

If.

Ummm...

Hmm.

I guess I thought you would write me an e-mail or something...