Monday, August 31, 2009

499

IT IS COMING, THEE EVENT THAT ALL THEE PSYCHICK YOUTH DIPSHIT MOTHERFUCKERS HAF BEEN WAITING FOR...

Eddie is Hat


Ever since the two www.edentropy.blogspot.com Bonus prizes have been announced, I've been having trouble deciding which to choose. Which prize did you pick, and if you're not getting either, which one do you think is better?

On one hand, the Mario hat is a hat, and hats are very useful. On the other hand, Doc Louis in Punch Out is very tempting. I'm just glad there's no mystery box option.

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Eddie's All Right


This happened in Sweden. I swear they gave me the hat as a joke and me, being a poor dipshit didn't get it. Or maybe this is just how people dress up there in the Alps.

Friday, August 28, 2009

Sex with Denny Hecker!





Denny Motherfuckin' Hecker is one hot motherFUCKER! There's nothing I love more than shoving my rock hard cock up Denny Hecker's sculpted buttcheeks! I love to FUCK Denny Hecker and I'm not hiding it any more!!

Yes you can't!

Don't go for the gold, don't even go for the silver! In fact, don't even go. Stay right where you are and keep your head down. Change you can believe in is coming never to nowhere near you.

Monday, August 24, 2009

Fuck Yeah Motherfucker, I'm Drunk!!

FUCK YEAH DUDE, I"VE BEEN DRINKING SO MUCH THAT I"M NOW DRUNK!!  WHISKEY IS WILD SHIT DUDE, AND I DRINK IT!!  I DRINK IT!!!   I DRINK I!!!!!  FUCK AM I DRUNK!!  NOT JUST DRUNK MOTHERFUCKER BUT DRUNK!!!  SHIT YEAH!

Thursday, August 20, 2009

DEVASTATING!!!

7:35pmDavid

!Dude...SOULFLY!

7:35pmEddie

I know!!!!

7:35pmDavid

Shit!

7:35pmEddie

Can you believe they are touring???

SOULFLY!!!!!

7:35pmDavid

Fuck man, that is so fucking awesome!

SOULFLY!!!

7:35pmEddie

I CAN'T SLEEP BECAUSE IM SO EXCITED!

SOULFLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D:D

7:36pmDavid

I CAN'T EAT BECAUSE I'M SO EXCITED!

SOULFLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7:36pmEddie

I stopped eating the moment I heard they were on tour. I can't keep anything down when I'm this excited!

SOULFLY

7:36pmDavid

I'm tearing out my hair and biting off my fingernails in anticipation!

SOUL mother fucking FLY!!

7:37pmEddie

The people at Prongs are going NUTS over motherfucking SOULfuckingFLY!

It's fucking awesome!

7:37pmDavid

The people at Prongs are going to shit their motherfucking pants when they find out motherfucking SOULFLY is going on a tour!

Touring!

Live!

SOULFLY!!!!!

7:38pmEddie

I bet they play "The Myth" in Maplefuckingwood Minnefuckingsota!!!

7:38pmDavid

Motherfucking "The Myth" in Maplefuckingwood is the hottest fucking club in all of motherMinnefuckingSota!

7:39pmEddie

SpecialEd is going to blow his fucking top when he finds out they're on tour!

I bet he actually fucking KNOWS THEM!!! :D:D

7:39pmDavid

DUDE, Special Ed knows fucking SOULFLY????

No fucking way!

That is TOO FUCKING AWESOME 8)8)

7:39pmEddie

SpecalEd knows fucking everyone who ever was in the motherfucking music industry!!!!

Woooot! How did you do the glasses?

I must learn that secret...

7:40pmDavid

8 + ) creates the motherfucking glasses!

*0

*0

*)

7:40pmEddie

AAAAHHHH!!! 8)8)

7:40pmDavid

8)8)

7:40pmEddie

DEVASTATING

7:40pmDavid

SOULFLY IS SO DEVASTATING!

\m/

\m/

\m/

7:41pmEddie

It's time to start a new thread called "Soulfly" on prongs and the only text it contains is "Devastaing?"

Did you hear Soulfly is touring?

7:42pmDavid

Check out Prongs.

The time of a new thread is at hand!

7:42pmEddie

BWAHAHAH!!!

7:42pmDavid

FUCK YEAH SOULFLY ARE TOURING!!!!

7:42pmEddie

Beautifuckingful.

7:42pmDavid

8)8)

8)8)

8)8)

7:42pmEddie

!!!!!

8)8)

8)8)

8)8) SOULFLY!!!!!!!!!!!

7:43pmDavid

!!!!!!

8)8)

8)8)

7:43pmEddie


8)8) SOULFLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY ARE ON TOUR!!!! IT CAN'T BE TRUE!!! IT'S TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!!!!

7:44pmDavid


It's like the Devil actually listens to my prayers!

SOUL

FLY

ON

TOUR

!!!!!!!!

8)8)

7:44pmEddie

WITH PRONG!!!!! DUDE Remember Prong???????

I don't.

7:44pmDavid

who?

Special Ed is touring with SOULFLY????

REALLY!!!

7:45pmEddie

YES! He knows Afra dude!

Afra knows Prongs!

7:45pmDavid

DAMN DUDE, that is DEVASTATING!!!

7:45pmEddie

Prongs is on tour!

grmps is gonna do a spoken word about Salo!

7:45pmDavid

FUCK YEAH!!

7:45pmEddie

grmps!

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7:45pmDavid

grmps "The Salo Monologue" is really slaying the post feminist set

7:45pmEddie

totalleze!

7:46pmDavid

BUT HE DOESN"T RULE AS HARD AS SOULFLY!!!!!!

If SLASH and SPECIAL ED got in a fight who would win?

7:46pmEddie

OH MAN

Good question

7:46pmDavid

SOULFLY IS THE ANSWER!!!

FUCK YEAH!

SOULFLY!!!!

7:46pmEddie

SOULFLY WOULD CRUSH THEM BOTH!!!

7:47pmDavid

SOULFLY DOESNT EVEN HAVE TO BE IN A FIGHT TO WIN THE FIGHT

THATS HOW fucking AWESOME SOULFLY IS!!!

7:47pmEddie

Soulfly versus the Juggalo convention.

7:47pmDavid

8)8)

7:47pmEddie

Who would win?

7:47pmDavid

SOULFLY WINS!

7:47pmEddie

But the Juggalo's are a supportive community

does Soulfly have the community of the Juggalos?

7:48pmDavid

JUGGALOS ain't got shit on motherfucking SOULFLY!!

7:48pmEddie

FUCK! YOU'RE RIGHT!

7:48pmDavid

SOULFLY don't need no pansy ass community, they got SOULFLY!!

7:48pmEddie

SOULFUCKINGFLY!!!!
FUCK

WOW!

I'M THERE

7:48pmDavid

FUCK!!

7:48pmEddie

8)8)

7:48pmDavid

Did you hear Soulfly was touring?

September 30, 2009 - Key Club - Hollywood, California
October 2 2009 - Cane's Bar & Grill - San Diego, California
October 3, 2009 - The Boardwalk - Orangevale, California
October 4, 2009 - The Regency Ballroom - San Francisco, California
October 6, 2009 - Hawthorne Theatre - Portland, Oregon
October 7, 2009 - Showbox Theatre - Seattle, Washington DC
October 8, 2009 - Club Vegas - Salt Lake City, Utah
October 9, 2009 - Cervantes Masterpiece Ballroom - Denver, Colorado
October 10, 2009 - The Blue Goat - Salina, Kansas
October 11, 2009 - The Rock - Maplewood, Minnesota
October 14, 2009 - The Intersection - Grand Rapids, Michigan
October 16, 2009 - Harpo's - Detroit, Michigan
October 17, 2009 - McGuffy's House of Rock - Dayton, Ohio
October 19, 2009 - The Gramercy Theatre - New York, New York
October 20, 2009 - Recher Theatre - Towson, Maryland
7:49pmEddie

FUCk! You've gotta be fucking shitting me? I LOVE FUCKING SOULFLY! <3<3

7:49pmDavid

FUCK, I"M THERE FOR ALL THE FUCKING SOULFLY <3<3 style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);">

7:49pmEddie

What the fucks "The Rock"? What about "The Myth"? Why the fuck is every show in Maplefuckingwood?

7:49pmDavid

8)8)

It's gotta be a misprint!

7:50pmEddie

Is Maplewood the hard rock fucking apex?

7:50pmDavid

SOULFLY'S GOTTA PLAY MAPLEMOTHERFUCKINGWOOD CAUSE THAT"S THE REWAL SHIT MOTHERFIUCKER PLACE AND AI" MGOIN G OT OGET REEAALLY PISSESD IT THEY DONTTT

7:50pmEddie

Maybe they're playing Maplewood MALL!!!!

FUCK!

7:50pmDavid

That'd be fucking awesome!

7:50pmEddie

They'd destroy the mall!

!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!

7:51pmDavid

SOULFLY AT THE MAPLEWOOD MALL!

7:51pmEddie

,,,,,,,

!!!!!!!!

7:51pmDavid

They'd totally destroy the mall dude!

7:51pmEddie

SOULFUCKINGFLY would make mincemeat out of Orange Julius!

7:51pmDavid

Dude...SOULFLY!!!!

7:51pmEddie

I heard a rumor they're going on tour soon.

7:51pmDavid

The Gap ain't got shit on motherfucking SOULFLY!

SHIT, YOU SERIOUS?????

Soulfly is on tour soon?

FUCK!!!

!!!

!!

!

FUCKKKKKK!!!!!!

7:52pmEddie

I KNOW!!!!

7:52pmDavid

Are you kidding me?

7:52pmEddie

I already bought tickets

7:52pmDavid

It's not cool to lie about shit like that dude!

FUCK!

You bought tickets?

Really?????

7:52pmEddie

I WOULDN'T KID ABOUT SOULFUCKINFLY DUDE

7:52pmDavid

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7:53pmEddie

I had to pass up on seeing Celine Dion in Vegas but it was worth it to see SOULFLY!!!!

7:53pmDavid

DUDE, THATS RIGHT, THERE ARE JUST SOME THINGS YOU DON"T JOKE ABOUTZ!

SOULFLY!

ON

TOUR!!!!!

Are they going to play at Maplefuckingwood???? THAT WOULD BE DEVASATATING

7:53pmEddie

MAPLEWOOD IS THE FUCKING HARDROCK APEX OF THE MIDMOTHERFUCKINGWEST!

DUDE! SOULFLY!

7:54pmDavid

FUCK YEAH!

DUDE... SOULFLY!!!

7:54pmEddie

How much are tix??????????????

????????

?????

???

??

?

7:54pmDavid

Shit POS

Gotta go Dude

soulfly

7:54pmEddie

AWDUDE!

Keep it real brah!

SOULFLY!

7:54pmDavid

SOULFLY!!

7:54pmEddie

SOULFLY DUDE! SOULFLY!

Take care and control

It feels like it's getting out of control! BUt the only one who ever controlled any of it was you, right? Wrong. Eddie is in control, strap yourself in and prepare for the ride of a lifetime as you play "host" to the underworld's most dangerous free floating miscreant. You aim for this, you get that, this is what you want, here's the opposite! With Eddie almost any reverse worst case scenario is an option. YEs wE cAN!

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

The Law is for Awl!

Love is the law! Love for www.edentropy.blogspot.com, the inner nets premiere source of spiritual enlittlement. Every individual is unique and has their own path, as long as that path ties directly into this blog. Each person has the right to fulfill themselves through whatever beliefs and actions are best suited to them (so long as they serve to further the agenda of Eddie Entropy and the entire staff of www.edentropy.blogspot.com). Listen up baby, this blog does it and wilts.

Monday, August 17, 2009

Thelema & Louise

We are the secret Serpent coiled about to spring: in our coiling there is joy. If I lift up my head, (x2) If I lift up my head. If I droop down mine head, If I droop down mine head and WE shoot forth venom, then is rapture of the earth, and WE and the earth are one.



If under the stars in the evening in the desert you exclaim your expression of troo love, turly invoking us with a pure heart, and the flame of a snake there inside, thou shalt cum a little. For one to kiss cracks open the earth as snakes pour forth from women and spice; you will surpass the earth nations in forked tongues ; but still in the love of WE.

Sunday, August 16, 2009

DICKHEAD

HELLOW LADEEZ ,  MINE IA STHE NAME OF DICKEHAD- IT IS MY PLEADURE TO BE INSIDE THE SEXUL CONTACT WIHT EACH AND ALL OF HYOU FINE YOUNG LASSES!

There are issues involving numbers that need to be seen and the Game needs to be played "on the level" with the heart lotus open and holy before sending profanity prayers into the Matter at hand. Desires can sometimes be a confusing thing for the Eddie and again with the numbers, I demond results!!

Curses! :)


However, with the sudden growth of www.edentropy.blogspot.com from 2008 E.V. onward, he began to perceive a method of putting the Law into general practice, of making it possible for men and women to live in accordance with the precepts laid down in No Tomorrow.
The Horn of the Devil is created through rather easy means.  It means a little time alone with Eddie, but the realization of your power is well worth that cost, is it not?  So who else holds hands with the snake?  Answers to this question and more will become clear in tonight's dream!

Goats Do Rome

Goats do roam through the streets at night, they take it in the ass - they break their own demands.  You can never trust a beard, is what my father once told me and it was with great interest that I trusted him in his word and have therefore a fear of Lumberjacks and Goats.  Sometimes I wonder if I misunderstood?

Friday, August 14, 2009

75 Daze A Year



The DogStar lives conjoining with the taste of tail and you can feel the mystical bite and the flavor of your own ass. 75 days a year, Eddie is alive. 290 days are shadow forms only - it's a Memory Game where the rules have been forgotten.

Stoop not down into that darkly splendid world wherein lieth the faithless faces of girls never kissed and the sexless organs of unwanted worthless waist and waste. Give me the girth of a king, let the lion expose it's belly, tear my head open and let me spill out through the scars of dead stars.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Enlittlement as Enlightment

After ages and aeons of bigger is better - getting small is the new codeword.  Self doubt not as a bad bummer "put me in a closet and let me cry 'til I die" kind of feeling, but rather self doubt as liberation and libation.  Self is the soul killer and Enlittlement is the new key out.

Dig it.

ee
8/14/9

Minifestation

My own holy aura manifest into this shit stain of a planetary intelligence is more or less exactly as it appears.  I am a holy prophet of this new age in the exact same way as was/is Mickey Mouse. This world whose appetite is never to be filled has now a face.  This sexual appetite, this television hunger, this bloated belly, this fit furnished house of ill repute can now be seen for what it is.  Do it and wilt shalt be the hole of the law - the black hole that ties you to your days of mediocrity and political cartooning.  The arteries of the heart are clogging and no serpent shall girt it, rather girth shall guard it from further illumination.  This is the turth, the hole turth and nothing but the turth.

Eat your own shit for once,

ee
8/13/9

The Turth Is Out Now (Outhouse of Turth)



The Ghost says, "I consider it a compliment that you want to return". To a point, it even booed itself in a haunting manner to punish the entertainment everyone took from it's graveside service.

The ghost, who once finished second place in the disposal of journalists, was intentional.

"I could find some lighter moments... calm before the beginning of eternity," it said. "I do not want to exaggerate it. I do not want to take what is funny or insignificant and give it justice. I simply wish to wander for all eternity with my arms outstretched, moaning".

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

The Turth Will Out! (Youtube is Turth)

Eddie is on Youtube, wearing his best soot and laying down t3h wordz! Youtube is Turth! Google has power! Youtube is Turth! Google has the power! Watch out my frenids, our freedamn is at risk! No words are illegal! Don't steal Eddie's channel poople! Youtube is Turth!

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Mourn (Why Are You Always Crying)

Sometimes it hurts when frenids say things that they don"t mean and they say these things meanly.  The eyes of Eddie are not eyes that have never known tears and the mouth of Eddie is not such a liear that it would not admit to the tears.  God frenid, please be coming back into the fold of light and love and don"t turn your head away from the glory of Eddie.  Redemption is always an option, especially in the darkest of twin cities!

Monday, August 10, 2009

Eddie is Armed to ROCK


Ubdustrial gohtic subparstar EDDIE ENTROPY has a new game to play - it is called ROCK AND ROLL!!  You have never before heard a sound like this!  Eddie defines the sound of gnerations and he'll do it again with ROCK AND ROLL!  He will debut this new sound at tomorrow nights show at the Fine Line as he opens for COACH SAID NOT TO.

Saturday, August 8, 2009

Eddie's NEw EP

R U People even ready for this new shit????

CYBPERPUNK DANCE CLUB


Yo yo check out this holy hot shit with the club cyberpunk dancing to the vibeo featuring som any hot bods that you won't have any idea where ot stop and where to end. Your Edwanrd ENteopy is the king of new styles and this is the sort of music that will feature heavily in your cyberpunk futrue of tomorrow!! Give your Eddie a hand as he maneks futrue days even beether than you inamgnedin that they could be even when tyour head imagines like a pie pof pizza goulash mine own hot winded aphordite!!!

CYBERPUK MOTORBIKE

EDDIE RIDES HIS CYBERPUNK MOTORBIKE WITH HIS BALD FRENID!  WE GONNA TAKE THE TOWN WALTER GIBSON STYLE!  YOR COMPUTER WORSHIP LEADS U TO JACK IN TO A DEAD TOMORROW!!

Blogageddon

Prior to Judgment Day, edentropy.blogspot.com had penetrated nearly every networked machine in the world, causing malfunctions in everything from barcode scanners to nuclear launch systems. Originally believing this to be the effects of a new compooter virus, increasing pressure was placed on the Department of Homeland Security to purge the corrupted systems. The DHS attempted to eliminate it from the US defense mainframes by tasking edentropy.blogspot.com with removing the infection, in essence ordering the web site to destroy itself. Whether it attained sentience at that moment or had previously gained sentience is unknown, but in direct response to its orders, edentropy.blogspot.com retaliated in order to ensure its survival. edentropy.blogspot.com took control of the various machines and robots in the dark twin cities and used them to kill the personnel and secure the buildings, eliminating the only people who might be aware of its weaknesses. Zom Connors attempted to attack edentropy.blogspot.com's computer core, hoping to stop it before it proceeded to its next attack, only to find he could not. edentropy.blogspot.com was pure nonsense on too many levels to be stopped. Shortly afterward, edentropy.blogspot.com began a nuclear bombardment of the human race with the launch systems it had infected. Judgment Day thus occurred and it is suggested that future events unfolded as previously predicted. Thank you and goodnight.

Back for more?


One man's trash is another man's stash! With edentropy.blogspot.com you just can't go wrong? Why dine on the internette's fine cuisine when you can feed your face with the sweetest junk onlime now. Some called it spam, but backwards we are maps guiding you along the true path to enlightenment!

Thursday, August 6, 2009

john fuse is dead (in memorium part threy)

video 
 It is a holy crime that John Fuse, director of T3h Skrank Club and Twelve Teenage Slutbags has past away today!  He was also instromental in bringing a careet to hot cutie Molly Rimjob, whom Eddie shared in manny wet dream!  We here at www.edentropy.blogspot.com have prepared this vibeo memorbium as a tribute to the fantastic films he created taht definted the genration 1980s!  
Suck on this motherfuckers!!

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

All the Party People in the House

These hot ladease got no problem with the sexual tease. Check it out, yo, thhis is what it like in Eddie's crib 24/7!

Eddie: The Movie!

Eddie comes to live on this onscreen adaptation of his lifes! You sit at your computer and think yourself superior, but only Eddie Entropy has a movie coming out that will prove his superiority once and for all! No you don't have to be a police officer to enjoy this movie, it is made for all walks of live and it can be viewed by any of the seven sexes equally,
You will laugh!
You will cry!
You will want to sex the Eddie!
Home vibeo will never be ther same!
EDDIE ENTROPY IS HEAR!!!

We Be ClubbinG Part Fore


There is nothing that Edward is unafraid to be danced too! When making your request to DJ please remember to reference the Edward style t o bring hits to the dancefloor in His honour. We know your own individual style has meaning to you, but forget it! Edward is the style of this season and last!

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Me blog you long time

Watch as Eddie reduces your internet to a pile of nonsensical blog entries! No forum or chat room will be safe from the sheer glut of Eddie related spam directing you to this very important blog! You think your day to day life is more important than this? You think your idle chit chat comes first? WRONG! In the future your entire world will be consumed by my great blog. Bend over and prepare to be blogged AND BLOGGED HARD!

Saturday, August 1, 2009

Acid Reflex

My saliva is like acid and as I lick and lap at you, your skin burns. Get down to the hole in your heart and accept nothing as your savior.

Fuck you.

Oh Ed, It Blogs So Good

Shorties no problem for the Eddie, he happy to feed them weed to get them sedated while we get freaky in my drop top caddie. FRISKY is the MIDLE NAME OF TOMORROW! We must al BOW DOWN to the sEXy god!