Thursday, September 30, 2010

Crazy right now

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Ring Rang Wrong

Hello hello? This is Eddie Entropy calling. I'm afraid I have some bad news. Bad is the new black. You heard me wright. Or maybe you heard wrong. It's in to go downtown, below the surface of the ground and wallow in the big black bad underneath it all. I'm calling you from there now, can you come over? 

Bad is the new good

I have good news for you. Bad is the new god. Get down, as low as you can, worship at his unclean feet. Let him pull you down into the bog. Give it up for plans that fade. There is no you now, there is only bad. What's good about this god you ask? 


In his kingdom it's good to feel bad.

Radio Silence

I can't think of anything more terrifying. 


ALF Sex (Sex Ed pt. 16)

All races of people have sex for pleasure and reproduction.

Advanced races of people do not have the amount of illnesses we have because they have overcome them and do not continue to promote them.

I do not know if the visiting race of humans in particular has any homosexuality. I only know from alien life that homosexuality is not common to all races, and not unheard of in some. I asked for further specific information and my alien friends declined to answer, I believe to prevent any misunderstanding or misperception on my part or on other people's parts who I would repeat the information to.

The ALFs, two races who were each creating their own hybrid people with the use of some humans, were mixing our genetics via the hybrid people back into their own races over some number of generations. It was done by technology and medicine, but I do not have specific knowledge or understanding of the processes.  

Klingons in the White House

Star Trek Sex (Sex Ed pt. 15)

WHEN SEXING A KLINGON BABE BE SURE TO BE IMPORTANT ON YOUR UNDERSTANDING OF KLINGON BATTLE TECHNIQUE IT IS IMPROTANT THAT YOU USE YOUR AGRESSIVE WEINER TO GET THE KLIGNSON GIRL INTO YOUR BED BECASUE SHE IS SO HOT.  
Extremely rough passionate sweaty primal sex, which can have an end result of broken bones, bruises, a sore penis, severe vaginal dryness, and in some cases a concussion, and maybe death.
"We just had a session of Klingon sex, now I can hardly move.

thee beetle ballplayer

...  We worship them, we thank them for the gifts they give us.  ... Scarab beetle - The emblem of to specific goddess, the scarab beetle was associated with... was killed or the blast which destroyed the pyramid and that one called Oma did this.  ...  View outside temper.  Temper stairs.  Sun over the desert...  ...  We venerate them, we give them thanks for the gifts that give us.  ...  Beetle of beetle - The symbol of a specific goddess, the beetle of beetle was associated with... was killed in the explosion that destroyed the pyramid and that call Oma did this.  ...  See the exterior temple.  Stair of temple.  The sun on the desert...  Its temple, was venerated publicly...  Khepri had the form of thee beetle ballplayer that began to exist apparently out of... and was essential like beetle of heart to protect the heart of the dead, ... lost and to mercy of officials that did not share their social fund, ...  

Yo Bra!


This girl is soo obsessed with my bff and I because we wear bras.So at baton practice I was in the bathroom with my bff and no one was in there so I wanted to give her a sleepover invatation and Alyssa walked in on us and shes like whats that? and grabbed from my bff Camrie and shes like a sleep over? can I come? and well shes a crybaby and if I said no she would tell her mom and I would get introuble so I tossed her an invatation. Then the night of the sleep over, camrie and I were getting in our pajamas, and alyssa was like, WOW! YOU GUYS WEAR PADDED BRAS?and I was like, whats your deal? and shes like, It's sooo cool!!! and I'm like not really and well Camrie and I went in the bathroom to have a confrence about it and we came in my room and she had my bra on!!! And shes flat chested. She is so OBSESSED! when she went to the bathroom and saw a tampon in the trash can and took it out and ran into my room and said YOU USE THESE? How can I stop her from this weird obbsession?btw i'm 67!

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Movie Reviews part 1

Oliver Stone's "Wall Street 2: Jason Lives" is a good movie. The film teaches the viewer that greed is bad. Michale Dougan plays Garry Gecko, a one time card shark turned professional jewel thief. He is in jail at the start of the movie but then they let him out.

 His son, played by child Shia Laboof, wants to make a lot of money. He bets money in a stock market and wins a wife with short hair who cries. An old man who is not his father kills himself. Another old man is there.
At one point Garry Gecko writes a book about the first movie. There is motorsycle chase for clean energy that is lost but then won again. The prize is a new born baby! There is a scene where everything is ok and then some other scenes. Soon the film is over and Eddie is home. In conclusion, "Wallpaper 3: Money Never Sleeps" maybe is even the best movie I have seen. I think you guys should see it too because it is good.

                             

Monday, September 27, 2010

Video Lesbian Gamings (Sex Ed pt. 14)

FAIR EFFECT is a roll that plays game and ball man sentence in the future of places.  The player controls either a man or feminine American soldier through a long and intricate action, making choices along the way.  The game is at "12" for moderates violence and a sex scene. 

The violence is undetailed and takes place in a futuristic attitude.  The single sex scene is short and undetailed although there is breast nakedness in a version of the scene.  The sex scene is released of the player, becomes, who makes a series of choices around, more than friends with a colleague.  If playing, when a masculine character that the scene between it and a human woman or a person-like feminine strange can take place.  If playing, when a feminine character that the scene can take place between its and a masculine person or a feminine person-like strange.  

The game contains also use of the word "bastard" and at least an aggressive use of the word of "female".  Both of which acceptable under BBFC guidelines at "12" are.  

Fuck the Democrats!

 THE Demoquacks have tried to fly our America into twin towers of hopelessness and despair. Now they think they will take us in a competition of intelligence with the brains of a dog. This is the time for the good people to say "NOT" with our votes!  We will vote against false president Obama's Socialist Jihad plans and we will vote "Not" to the check devices that the Democrats try to establish in our community organizers.  I think that the future is now and this future is a future where any future man, any future woman or any cyber child are not taken by a conspiracy conducted by Nancy Pelosi and its buddies!  

To beat the program of the liberals seems almost impossible.  It seems there is not enough people that aren't liberal panty wastes.  I think today of how easily to obtain some pot it is and shake my head. Conservatives, look how far we have been set back!

The members here on www.edentropy.blogspot.com and the public that reads the wire magazine:  I say bend the TV far.  The programs of TV are possessed by the inspectors and the powerful messages and misleading news on MSNBC are programed in us through the TV.  

If we can all at least - turn the TV out - removing the Pelosi, the matrix of the shrub, and, releasing the time that was spent looking at the TV - perhaps of this some direction at the level of the people will evolve. Or perhaps not.

Sunday, September 26, 2010

2 drunk 2 Fuck (Sex Ed pt. 13)

Why they should help her? if she doesn't know when to stop drink its her problem.... too drunk = no sexing, she is missing out on the opportunity of a lifetime! ;]

Starless nights into sunless days.

A stab in the dark

I didn't want to say anything before but there's someone over us...I can feel it.

I'd hate to think of you with naught but a bit of leather between you and a stab in the dark.

Fuck the Replubicans!

Republicans have been trying to steal our America and join us in a contest of lizard intelligence and dog brains and it is time for good people like us to say "NO" with our votes!  Let's vote against New World Order and let's vote "No" to the control devices that the Replubicans try to implant into our DNAs.  I think that the future is now and this future is a future where any man, woman or child is not taken away by a conspiracy led by George W. Bush and his cronies!  


Defeating the globalist controllers' NWO agenda seems almost impossible. It seems there are not enough people working on it. I'm thinking today about how to easily get some progress made in involving additional people to work on the task at hand.

Members here on www.edentropy.blogspot.com and the public at large who are reading this thread: I say turn the TV off. TV programs are owned by the controllers and powerful messages and misleading information are programmed into us via TV. 

If we could at the very least do that - turn the TV off - removing ourselves from George H.W. Bush's matrix, and, freeing up the time that was spent watching TV - eerhaps from this some leadership at the grassroots level will evolve. 

FUCK YOU, I'M ON A RAMPAGE!!!

some motherfucker stole my god damned burrito and I'm not going to let him get away with it!!

Saturday, September 25, 2010

TAKE A FISTFUL OF HOPE MOTHER FUCKER!


Sexual Transmitted Disease (Sex Ed pt. 12)

IT IS A WAR OUT THERE, SEXUAL TRANSMITED DISSEASES ARE RUNNING RAMPORT THROUGHT THE STREET S OF AMERICA.  IT TAKES ACONCSREVATIVE MAN TO FIGHT THIS FILTH AND YOUR EDDIE SI OUT PREACHING A MISsION OG ABSTINENSE>  LISSTEN LITTLE CHILDREAN NO SEX EVER AND THEN dIE BECAUSE WE MUST SAVE THE WORLD FROM OUR PRESENCE!

Friday, September 24, 2010

Sex with Ed (Sex Ed pt. 11)

If you have sex with Eddie be prepared to never be satisfied by anything ever again. It's just that good. People all across middle America are raving about his techniques in sexing. 


 Reader Testimonial: The best sex i ever had was with Eddie, there was always that sexual tension between us, even though we where seeing other people and everything. One night I summoned him and we went out to a club, both us where totaly skint so we couldn't get really hammered but we still manged to have a laugh, I walked him home, he lives in this dumpster behind Hardees, so we walk down this filthy alley and the next thing i know we where having sex in the dumpster, it was spare of the moment sex, i found it such a turn on and since then we've been going at it like rats, sex with Eddie is the best i've ever had.
 
So what's the best sex you've ever had???

Thursday, September 23, 2010

The hole truth

One thing someone cannot occuse Ed of doing is lying? What? What Ed is saying is truth. It's true? Don't cast off the words of this blog as some kind of joke. I'm not trying to be weird here. Everything I right is written from the heart. The heart doesin't lie.

Eddie's Adventure Island (pt. 1)


Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Another hit; SINGLE.

Getting paid to get laid! That's right, Eddie is working under time at going further than any one has ever gone before. When girls} c Ed cumming they are running for the hills in tears]. Can you handles this, assholes?




DON'T GO THERE.

The Power of Education in the Bedroom (Sex Ed pt. 10)

The content and presentation of the "sex ed" material we received in high school was so abusive that it resulted in physical violence against the older female teacher of the teachiing team, crying, vomiting, running from the room and receiving a detention, simply ignoring the presentation, laughter and chiming in with language even more profane than that which was used to us (everything except F) and being suspended for it, increased student absenteeism for two weeks, a few school drop outs, and a couple of parents withdrawing their youth and enrolling them in private schools. Parental permission had not been sought; and a few parents had caught wind of the proceedings to come, informed the school that their children were to not be subjected to it, and ignored. In a cafeteria of 500-600 students, chaos exploded. I sat there, stunned and numb and unable to move when I saw and heard the 2-hour presentation.

Sandwich Lovers Unite to Protect Israel


KEEP 'EM FLYING!!!

Ponytail

HOW DO YOU SHUT THIS DAMN FUCKING THING OFF????

Virginity is the Boast Policy (Sex Ed pt. 9)

My name is Eddie. I've traveled long road dating many different people from when I was fourteen up until now. I decided to wait for a long time because I didn't feel as if I was emotionally ready. I would have felt like I had to grow the heck up and I wasn’t ready to lose my childhood innocence. If I had to pass up parties or leave early to protect myself then so be it. I have decided to live my life in this way because I don't want to be like everybody else. I want to be different. Every person that I have talked to about this has all said, "Eddie, I wish I could go back and change what I did. I envy you." 

    As I've said I dated many people and I told them I was a virgin and that I wanted to wait for the right person and if they couldn't handle it then I couldn’t' be with them. All my pussy ass friends always were in shock when they found out I was still a virgin. But that is how I decided to live my life, shit damn it! 

    I went through one fail relationship to the next and so on over the years. I even started dating college students when I was 16 and it's a wonder I stayed a virgin so long sometimes I have to wonder how truly lucky I am as well. But I never fell in love. One day I met this chicken who was a friend who hung out with some people I chilled with and we hit it off as good friends for a long time. After about six months of being close friends she decided to ask me out. Everything was so perfect and went great for a while. We were so in love and always had the perfect time together. 

    I felt like I was truly living a fairy tale. I thought this little chickie was different. She was a bit younger than me at the time I was seventeen and she was two turning three. We had a perfect prom together and moments I will never forget. I got so close to having sex with her because I thought she was the one. But something inside of me held me back. Maybe it was fear or insecurity but if something was holding me back there must have been a good damn reason for it. I had to trust my instincts. We dated for fifteen years with no sex involved. I think she was starting to get the pressure from her friends because they were all like "YOU HAVN'T DONE EDDIE YET, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?" 

    She said she would never leave me and never get bored of me. The little girlie said she would always love me forever and was here until I got bored of her and didn't want her anymore. She told me to trust her and that she was here for me and would never ever hurt me. 

    She left me for a turkey leg. She left me for this big turkey drumstick that is not pretty at all. She dumped me over text messaging after fifteen entire long years! She didn't even have the courage to do it to my face or even on the phone. She blamed me entirely for our fail relationship and that it was all my fault she left me. 

    I came so close to having sex with her. Can you imagine if I would have lost my virginity to that kid? The kind of regret and guilt I would be living with for THE REST OF MY LIFE? I am almost fifty-nine years old and I am still a virgin to this day and you know what? I'M PROUD OF IT.

Water Sports (Sex Ed pt. 8)

The real trick to enjoying these games of course is "mess control". It rather takes away the fun to realize, after the fact, that you must now spend several hundred dollars to replace your urine soaked mattress. Most department stores (Walmart, Target, etc.) carry plastic mattress protectors (like fitted plastic sheets) which, when coupled with a bed pad and an absorbent, washable blanket should help protect your mattress.
One further note about mess prevention: If you should choose to incorporate urine as part of domination games between you and your partner, it might be useful to know that holding one's urine too long can result in a nasty bladder infection, that it can be virtually impossible to pee when you are fully sexually engorged (male or female "hard on"), and that having an orgasm on a completely full bladder may be physically uncomfortable for at least some. Also, be aware that at least some of those adult diapers you see at the supermarket will fall off when suddenly loading with a full bladder's worth of urine. (They were designed to help those who have an occasional "leak".) If you've ordered your "bottom" to relieve herself only in her diapers while at work, she might be in for far more humiliation that either of you intended.

Don't Cover My Willy (Sex Ed pt. 7)






EDDIE'S EXCUSEYOUR ANSWER
Don't you trust me?Trust isn't the point, people can have infections without realising it
It does not feel as good with a condomI'll feel more relaxed, If I am more relaxed, I can make it feel better for you.
I don't stay hard when I put on a condomI'll help you put it on, that will help you keep it hard.
"What you don't fucking trust me?  I'm Eddie Fucking Entropy, you can trust me!"I trust you enough to trust you to do the right thing and wrap your dick in rubber
I can't feel a thing when I wear a condomMaybe that way you'll last even longer and that will make up for it
I don't have a condom with meI do
It's up to me god damn it... it's my decisionIt's my health. It should be my decision too!
You're on the fucking pill, I don't need a condomI'd like to use it anyway. It will help to protect us from infections we may not realise we have.
It just isn't as sensitive and I can't feel a thingMaybe that way you will last even longer and that will make up for it
Putting it on interrupts everythingNot if I help put it on
I guess you don't really love meI do, but I am not risking my future to prove it
I will pull out in timeSure you will Eddie
But I love youThen you'll help us to protect ourselves.
Just this onceOnce is all it takes

Puberty's Kids - Body Traitor (Sex Ed pt. Sex)


Puberty can be a horrifying time for Mom and Dad. Your child's body cannot be trusted. Often times a son or daughter will be discovered in bed with Eddie. It is best to talk to your children about Eddie so they will be prepared when they meet him. You don't want them to over react and risk vomiting during the initial introduction.


Eddie is easily offended. Eddie can be shared with the entire world. It is important teenagers use good judgment in sending Eddie messages and pictures and set privacy settings on social media sites appropriately to block Eddie.