Sunday, June 20, 2010

Where's Eddie?

What's happening here? Only one blog post for the entire month of June? Has anyone seen Eddie? I checked under the couch and between the seat cushions, I even left a saucer full of milk on the front porch for him. But he still hasn't come back.

25 comments:

Sourpuss said...

Good riddance to bad rubbish. Change the locks while he's out.

Good Charolette's Web said...

This blog looks so much better covered in cobwebs.

Martin Atkins said...

This is not a good way to promote your new album Eddie! If you would like some great advice for getting out there and making your mark on the scene you should check out my new book, Tour Smart and Break the Band.

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eager to make his name known said...

I agree with Martin, a blog should be a powerful marketing tool for your music career. To abandon it now right as you've released a new album is counter-intuitive at the very least and downright destructive to your potential future success!

Marty Gore said...

People, please, don't encourage him to start posting again. Enjoy the Silence.

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Discount Coffin Nails said...

Please use me to hammer the lid on this lifeless blog!

Das Engelfleigenegler said...

Wo ist das Edward?

Ogres & Dragons said...

Come bowling with us Eddie!

Mr WoodCock Rocks said...

I have heard a rumor that this entire blog was a figment of my imagination. Can anyone confirm this?

Old McDonald's Farmyard Friend said...

I am not wearing any pants

sadoMasoN said...

I hate this blog but I keep coming here to see if there are any new posts.

City Health Inspector said...

I thought I ordered this blog closed down a year ago! What's it still doing here????

Big Load Bill said...

I hope to give this blog a final flush.

HOpe DIamond said...

Thank GOd my life is finally free of this BLog!

Silence is golden said...

I love the new direction this blog is going in.

Grave Digger said...

I can't wait to bury this blog under a mound of fertilizer.

Angry Gothic Bodybuilder said...

Show yourself so I can beat the fucking tar out of you, you stupid dog shit douchebag mother fucker!!!!

AMDY said...

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Yours SIncerely, Jacob Brown said...

Dearest Eddie,
Thanks for finding time to go through my blog post commentl. I am Jacob Brown, from Ghana, currently in Bangkok, Thailand. I am the only surviving son of late Mr. Peter Brown who died last year. Although I am a business novice and still mourn for my late father, I have an inclination and orientation for continued achievements and success.
Because I am the only child of my late father, I inherited a very huge amount of money ( I will not disclose the amount to you here and now as a matter of precaution!) which he deposited with a security company in Thailand for safekeeping.
I am contacting you because I want you to honestly and sincerely assist me to claim this money from where it was deposited and probably guide me in investing the fund in a worthwhile flourishing business over there. Although I am a novice in business, I have an eye on rigid rock hard erect properties. Your advice on other areas of private sector will be highly appreciated. I believe that you would be of great help in guiding me to a successful business investment in your country.I will appreciate if you will show interest in collaborating with me, as this transaction will benefit both of us on joint venture partnership.Furthermore I am ready to give you a good negotiable percentage cash reward for your assistance. Detailed information on other proceedings will be made available to you upon receiving your reply showing interest in collaborating with me as I look forward to your urgent reply.

Newbie said...

I just stumbled on this blog, what a piece of shit! I'm so happy that it is dead!!!

TMZ said...

Rumor has it that Eddie Entropy died while eating fried chicken on the toilet, just like he always wanted.

TRL said...

Sounds like this blog has finally heard our request and logged off for good!

A writhing maggot said...

I love crawling in and out of this festering blogspot.