Shit Damn Motherfucker! (part four)

Stolen Mom's car for the wekkend and all got to say is

SHIT DAMN MOTHERFUCKER

(these are the time we hope to forget when we older)

Scratch my ass and I'll poop in your face and promise not call. LOL!  Do U find me funny???  It's a dark hairy clown that haunts your dreamspace and takes you away from the sorto sub-urban comfort that you love to pretend protects you.  I doubt that there's anything that you can do to make yourself happy.  I know there's nothing that I can do to make myself feel good, so I hit myself in the head with a hammer and hope to kill a few more braincells and hope that ass the braincells die my chances to find happiness inside a life with the intelligence of a fucking amoeba.  MATE SPAWN DIE is the creed of the death cascade youth and here is my own plan to take this with me.  Don't fucking forget your god damned glow sticks and your gross soda. 

Pressure Cooker

FUCK THE PRESSURE!!!!!!

Google Bike Horn!

EVERY TIME YOU SEE EDDIE COMING, YOU'VE ALREADY HEARD HIM TOOTLE HIS BIKE HORN!

GOOGLE IS ALL MOMENTUM AND IT IS A GOOGLE AGE THAT EDDIE LIVES IN!

CLEAR THE WAY!!

The Dead Love Me Even When I Fuck Up

God God, Ga Ga, Goo Goo ga Choo!

Alas poor internet I knew thee well! Your blogging is inside some special container that I cannot understand and that which I do not understand I fight! I'll fight everyone in site until there's only one man standing! This scene is not the big enough for two of us Hoss and the scene is bigger than all of us! Mobius Strippers dance the line tango all the way to the morgue. How I love to kiss skeletons, how I love to lock lips with death, how I love to put on the make-up and take time in the crypts dancing jargon with spirits. The dead love me even when I fuck-up.

DICKHEAD

HELLOW LADEEZ ,  MINE IA STHE NAME OF DICKEHAD- IT IS MY PLEADURE TO BE INSIDE THE SEXUL CONTACT WIHT EACH AND ALL OF HYOU FINE YOUNG LASSES!

There are issues involving numbers that need to be seen and the Game needs to be played "on the level" with the heart lotus open and holy before sending profanity prayers into the Matter at hand. Desires can sometimes be a confusing thing for the Eddie and again with the numbers, I demond results!!

Declaration of Independence

With the stars and sights approaching it is time for celebrating all the things making great the nation for others to disrespect.

Twith the Alien menace gone you and I both breath an easier pace while the black sow of change looms forward destroying the red, white and blue pie cooling on the window sill!