The Egyptian Miseries

Written on a skull with blood there are miseries from beyond the depths of time and space and these are the source of all miseries that are visited upon your Eddie every day of his life.  His is not an ordinary life filled with ordinary pains, his is a mythic life filled with mythic trials and tribulations the likes of which would crush the ordinary man or woman.  Just this past week even such a trial presented itself to our Eddie when his mother said these fateful and hateful words "If you want to keep livin' in the basement you're gonna have to start payin' rent!"  

Fan Fiction (part one)

There was a time when Eddie Entropy met with the DARK LARD VADER! Eddie's normally brave heart pumped hard as he intered the chamber of the DARK LORD VADER!

"Report!" Demanded the DARK LORD VADER of Eddie Entropy. His voice a rasping, hissing horror show.

"Sir, the rebels... They... They... Lord Vader, they have escarped." Eddie choked the words out. He wondered to himself, will these be the last words I ever utter.

The DARK LORD VCADER threw his arms up in the air and uttered a fericious rasping, hissing scream that echoed through the Death Star. "EDWARD!" He boomed in his rasping, hissing voice.

"Y-yes sir." Eddie stammered in reply.

"Your report, Edward is FASLE!!!!" The hidden thunder of the DARK LORD VADER's voice broke into lightening, a raging, rasping and hissing storm of Sith anger was unleashed in his words.

"Fasle, sir?" Eddie whimpered.

"FASLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"