Fathered Figures

Was I never around when you needed me? Did I sometimes leave for months at a time? It's alright my beautiful little blog, I'm here with you now and forever. Let's face it, bringing up bloggy wasn't easy, but shit damn if this precocious little bastard hasn't taken off like a fuckin' jet! Wow! The web is on fire again with the flames of success!

Daddy Issues

It's not a FAD, DAD! Who are you to tell yours what to due. Just because I sprang from your loins does not give you the right to judge! First I was a rapper and then a prep and look at me now! This is the way I am and your going to have to accept that and embrace it with open harms. I can never be the big Hollywood wet dream you need me to be nor can I fill in the holes in the wall upstairs.

The father of all serpents

With tendrils outstretched and warm smiles, welcome in all your beautiful children! The son of man can't lay a fat pink finger on this one! When a serpent charms its way sideways into your life across a desert, who are you to say no? No? Dear old Dad, thank you for raising me right with wrongs.

When it's time to shed skin you'll be back at the start!

Goats Do Rome

Goats do roam through the streets at night, they take it in the ass - they break their own demands.  You can never trust a beard, is what my father once told me and it was with great interest that I trusted him in his word and have therefore a fear of Lumberjacks and Goats.  Sometimes I wonder if I misunderstood?