Pimp my Clydesdale!

I'll pimp yours if yours pimps mine!

A cry for help

Good news? I have decided to start am subdustrial rock band.i am getting a bud cort evl bass guitar and i can sling.i know 2 freind sthat know how to play guitar,but im a liittle embarrassed to ask them to join.should i?i also need some tips on just about anything.my influences are breast stabber,ted danson and more to love horse cocks.please help!

My Favorite Things

These things are favorites of mine, they hold all the beauty that is right there for others to see! I have a name sewn on the back of my jacket and I've sewn my buttcheeks together to save me when I get to jail! So sometimes peoples ask me things like when are you going to get back from college and I don't really have a good answer for them. I've been recording some bands in my Dad's basement and I've dallied around with baking bread but i'm not sure if my real goals in life have been fulfilled. I kind of wonder what it's like to not be jaded 100% of the time about anything that was either created after or not in the style of the things that I loved when I was still in my teenage years. Hmmm, maybe that didn't come out right. I'm sure I'm a nice guy to my friends, but they don't seem to be calling me back like they used to. It's a wonder that I ever got by...