Are you a scorpion?

That's it, you're a scorpion. I can tell every time.

He hast risten

A beautiful occation has arisen everyone! The second coming starts in a bag of delicious puffed up cheese to separate the ture believers from the phonies! Show your troo colors (orange and black) and worship his!

A NUMBER ONE SARAHA PALINE!!

Fiesty Sahara Palin made a big impression on America tonight by displaying herself on national television! For the first time ever americans in houses were able to see a woman interact with a man through a series of questions and answers. Several times she winked at the camera to let us in on the big secret! Tomorrow the sun does not rise. My vote is cast in plaster of paris as we speak!