Unrepentant to the last breath, the fiend still speaks.

EDDIE IS INNOCENT

EDDIE IS JUST A MIRROR THAT REFLECTS YOU! SO GO AHEAD. ACCOST HIM, SCREAM AT HIM, JuDGe HIM, PULL HIM INTO YOUR RIP TIDE OF SWILL & DESPAIR! Blame him for all the evils of the world. But remember, ONE DAY YOU WILL HAVE TO JUDGE YOURSELVES AND THE LIE THAT YOU LIVE IN.

Aliens Say Their Sorry

Teh visidoors have told me that they are sorry for what they did to your head last night.  It was unkind to poison your french toast muffin and they promise not to do it again.  Please know that they have time on their side so they dont need to say sorry unless they realy mean it!

Raw Deal

Banned from locations favorite due to a setup by aliens!


Alien Invaders meddling with affaiirs on Earth have created the unhealthy environment of bodily harm due to their interference with the people who see whats not there is worse than even your's humbble Eddie would be doing!



Gentile readers of this blagojevich, please rally behind Ed in the face of insurmountable alien presshure and show your support for his kind and beneviolent ways!

Last night's party (pt 611)

The Aliens showed up with their "change you can't believe in" platform last night and wreaked havoc by bringing equal parts excitement and despair to the evening. You'd think the sheer energy from point A would be enough to cancel out the miserable aspects of point B. But point B is SO miserable that it simply can't B ignored. Who pulls this kind of stunt? The Aliens. They come at you offering the promise of a new day change with the hopes and dreams but the twist is just enough to suit their own nefarious plans.



A little bird told me the Aliens are freezing people alive and transporting them back to their home world for food. Pass it on.