The Sinister Exaggerator

I am unable to come to the phone right now. My neighbor's girlfriend's friend is sleeping in the other room and I have to drive to Eau Claire by dawn to see a friend of my Mom's who is having surgery on his eyes tomorrow. So, I'm afraid I won't be able to come to the phone if you call. But please, don't take this the wrong way, right?

Happy Coke Job!

Much is happy for the Eddie new professional coke use! Girls wildly going and then out the door!

Addiction

It's sad! She cannot stop using the phone to send a TEXT MESSAGE to others. It is her ADDICTION. A drug she needs to get out of bed each morning. In the end, the existence is that of an empty, greedy black hole. 

Lifejackers

Your life is no longer your life! When you meet that special parasite, even no means yes. They will do anything to posses you. "Attention, we have control of your life, do not make any sudden stupid moves or you will be killed."

The best defense is a good offense. So be offensive. Lie still and strike when those would take life least expect. Your life belongs to you. Not some intruder.

WoW!

After a full day of emotionally draining blog posting, your's can work up quite the appetite! It's best to feed the sensitive side. Remember, food can ease the pain of inner turmoil. You are never alone as long as you have a stack of hot cakes by your side. So dish it up while it's red hot!

It's been a blog, blog time.

Maintaining a blog is a full time job! Sometimes Eddie is unable to post due to the pressure and anxiety that comes with running the best blog on lime. The weight of creating new blog material weighs heavy on the heart and causes I to toss and turn in his sleep. Sometimes Ed wakes up screaming. But then I remember how much my blog means to you, how many lives this blog has saved. And suddenly it all seems worth it. I love you my blog reading pubic. This ones for you...

your's truoly, Teddie Empropy

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Post President's Day Blues

Many of us have been abused. This abuse has caused fear and depression in our lives. How can we move on? When will we start treating those around us with the care and respect fellow human beings deserve? Only when we become human.