Sunday, February 28, 2010

The Sinister Exaggerator

I am unable to come to the phone right now. My neighbor's girlfriend's friend is sleeping in the other room and I have to drive to Eau Claire by dawn to see a friend of my Mom's who is having surgery on his eyes tomorrow. So, I'm afraid I won't be able to come to the phone if you call. But please, don't take this the wrong way, right?


Lie Detector Test said...

You ARE the father.

Tiger Woods text messages said...

I want to treat you rough. Throw you around, spank and slap you.