Monday, December 1, 2008

Holiday Gift Ideas (part one)

It's the first of December and you know that means that the holidaze are closing in! Gosh, I know I have a lot of shopping to do to get everyone on my list and I'm sure you do too. Sometimes the hardest part about holiday shopping is figuring out the right gift idea. Girlfriends, co-workers, nieces and coke dealers are all very different and require different presents to make them happy! Ed learned that one the hard way!! To save you from making some of the same mistakes that Ed's made we've chosen to devote a bit of space here at Worship the Zero to holiday gift ideas! We hope you find this series informative and helpful!

First off, here's a great idea - A high school class complete with tuba! What child wouldn't be delighted to receive a full "small town style" High School grade! The little tykes will delight in posing their actual-size students! High School Gymnasium accessory is sold separately.

6 comments:

seasons greetings said...

I've got a gift idea, your severed head on a fucking silver platter you stupid fuck.

ed's coke dealer said...

Eddie, this can of coca cola you sent me does not count as payment. You better pay up soon you fucking weasel.

mother of three said...

I am a mother of three. I am very interested in purchasing this High School Class for my children but have one question: Is this class capable of singing along to "High School Musical"? The kids just love that movie and I know that they'd just love a High School class of their own to reenact the very best scenes!

eddie's a dummie said...

That's a stupid gift idea. I would never buy anyone that. Fuck you and fucking blog!

Santa said...

You're getting a big lump of shit in your stocking this year.

anal Blockage said...

This post is out of date! It's June not December!!