Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Dead Man Walking

I died three years ago last night.  I've been walking and running and standing still on one leg ever since.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I saw Keith Richards open for a set of hips once. It was disgusting.

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Anonymous said...

Congratulations on your continued existence from beyond the grave!

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