Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Dead Man Walking

I died three years ago last night.  I've been walking and running and standing still on one leg ever since.

5 comments:

Hipster Doofus said...

I saw Keith Richards open for a set of hips once. It was disgusting.

BOSS said...

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A giant maggot said...

I'm a fan of Global Chemicals refining process as well.

Survivor Season 3 said...

Congratulations on your continued existence from beyond the grave!

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