Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Limited time offer

Attention fans of teh Ed! Please be knowing that we now offer t3h official Ed streat teen "hoodie"! You can comb through dumpsters and chase down rats with 50% more accuracy wearing this. Featuring the face off Eddie (as seen on twatter!) and the infamous "aiisbi" sig, you will be the envy of all the aliens trying to ruin your life when you wear this out to the clubs (that you are banned from)! To order please send 600 box tops and twelfty four dollars to this blog. Allow the usual gestation period of 9 to 10 months for delivery.


7 comments:

Fusspot said...

I would sooner wear a giant pair of underpants over my head good sir than anything featuring your trademarks or likeness!

Brutally Honest Abe said...

I would like to buy all of them and burn them.

anti_eddie@cumbucket.org said...

Since I'm not a fan of "teh Ed" this message must not apply to me.

sir Alistair Cooke said...

Sir! I shall cover myself in horse manure and light my own good self on fire before ever wearing an article of clothes wherein your likeness is attached!

David Not David said...

I want one!

New Mom said...

I just gave birth to my very own Eddie hoodie! Thanks to this blog for the speedy delivery.

j.g. treadmill said...

I like the way you fill out your clothes...