I saw Three Guys One Hammer on opening night with a bunch of friends and about EIGHT FUCKING MILLION 14-year-old jaibait girls dressed as Ekaterina Ilchenko... and was pissed off that my absolute favorite part of the series (Roman Tatarevich getting his head raped by a hammer) was left out of the movie, earning a scream of "WHERE WERE THE FUCKING BRAINS?!" at the credits. Some laughed, most avoided me on the way out.
You see foo, he didn't want to pay me what I'm worth foo, you see this Korean foo wasn't gonna pay me. Because he's Korean, you see foo? I got kids to feed man!
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Please hammer. Don't hurt him.
You can't stop this.
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I'll be by later tonight. Don't trust anyone.
I saw Three Guys One Hammer on opening night with a bunch of friends and about EIGHT FUCKING MILLION 14-year-old jaibait girls dressed as Ekaterina Ilchenko... and was pissed off that my absolute favorite part of the series (Roman Tatarevich getting his head raped by a hammer) was left out of the movie, earning a scream of "WHERE WERE THE FUCKING BRAINS?!" at the credits. Some laughed, most avoided me on the way out.
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"I only want you when you touch yourself."
FUCK YEAH.
You see foo, he didn't want to pay me what I'm worth foo, you see this Korean foo wasn't gonna pay me. Because he's Korean, you see foo? I got kids to feed man!
My son would never do that! It was someone else.
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