Sunday, February 28, 2010

The Sinister Exaggerator

I am unable to come to the phone right now. My neighbor's girlfriend's friend is sleeping in the other room and I have to drive to Eau Claire by dawn to see a friend of my Mom's who is having surgery on his eyes tomorrow. So, I'm afraid I won't be able to come to the phone if you call. But please, don't take this the wrong way, right?

2 comments:

Lie Detector Test said...

You ARE the father.

Tiger Woods text messages said...

I want to treat you rough. Throw you around, spank and slap you.