The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour

There doesn't seem to be much breathing room here. In fact, the walls seem to be getting closer and closer. I just measured the distance between myself and them, it's shrinking. This space is affectionate, but it borders on dangerous. Maybe if I just step outside for a few minutes. Well, the door seems to be locked and the walls are getting even closer now. That's ok, I don't think there was an outside anyways.

In the great north, being crushed to death is considered a rite of passage! The Earth is smothered in wildflowers and my waffles are smothered in whip cream.

Squirm

You can't keep a good man down, but what about a bad snake?

Life force leech

Drain, drain, drain. Hello America. Did you hear the news? You and I are the hot new thing! I think you'll find resistance is futile once I've made myself at home. Just sit back, relax and dispose of everything you once cherished. The new way is the only way and it's all about my need to feed.

Return of the living Ed