I AM MYSPACE #1 SUBPARSTARE

Some things you cannot deny.  The future is a belong to me and these are the way in which I am take it over! Maybe you're a to old or not tuff enuff to understand the cool ways of modern youth cultrue but there's a new storm brewing and this storm is called Social Networking!  At the forefront of this New Wave there is a little website called Myspace.  International Cool Zone for International Cool People is the other name you might have heard it been reefered to.  At the forefront of this Myspace website is one man: Eddie "Fuck You For Your Bikehorns" Entropy.  Yes, that's right and it is official.  Eddie Entropy is the number one Myspace Superstar.  Put that in your pipe and sit on it!

Enlittlement as Enlightment

After ages and aeons of bigger is better - getting small is the new codeword.  Self doubt not as a bad bummer "put me in a closet and let me cry 'til I die" kind of feeling, but rather self doubt as liberation and libation.  Self is the soul killer and Enlittlement is the new key out.

Dig it.

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8/14/9

SWINE GLU!!

HOLY CARP PEOPLE HAVE YOU AHEARD ABOUT THIS NEW GERM WARFACE ATTAcK CALLED SWINE FLU?? I HEAR THAT IT KILLS 1 OUT of EVERY 3 PEEPLE IN THE EWOLD AND THAT IT WAS UNLEASHD BY AN OUT OF CONTROL NANCY REAGAN ROBOT. YOU CAN"T MAKE UP THIS SHIT POOPLE, I HOPE THAT IF LIVE THROUGH!!!

I NNNNEEED HELL! PART GIVE

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IF I DID IT WHO WOULD KNOW???

Happy Frogs sing the Week!

We are the happy Frogs, and these are the days of the week! We love to sing the songs! Coke it up after the show!

MONDAY is my favorite day, it really is a treat! Every every Monday I hip hop jump up and down on my feet!

Tuesday is Terrific! It really is the best! I shot a ton of heroin and now I need a rest!

Wednesday is quite wonderful! The middle of the week! You wonder why they call it hump day? Of that I cannot speak! ;) ;) ;)

Thoroughly Thursday through and through! I cut off my head today, gave it in a box to you!

Friday fucking Friday, I've burned myself out. I'm depressed and want to die today, I'll do so many drugs today the weekend will be a blur of trash and sex and head splitting music. If I don't die, I guess I'll make it to Monday.